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What Will You Do? by sutoboy(m): 6:30pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
A girl mistakenly sent an sms meant for her BF to her mum saying: "Sweetheart, I don't want to abort this pregnancy cos I might damage my womb. Don't forget this would be d 17th pregnancy I will be aborting for you, don't worry I am preparing my parents food, I will poison them both so we can acquire their property for ourselves alone. Love U̶̲̥̅̊." Question: What will you do if you are the girl's mum? |
Re: What Will You Do? by bingbagbo(m): 7:41pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
sutO if i were the mother, i will drink over-dose ogogoro and die!! |
Re: What Will You Do? by sm1fabulous: 7:58pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
ah...suto u d folo write jokes...is saul among the prophets? all d same i no d beef u so..e tyt...if b d mumsy i 4 send sms 4 am 2.."darling God go punish you i no kil my mama so u no go kil mi..ogbanje |
Re: What Will You Do? by Ruqaya(f): 11:20am On Apr 10, 2012 |
As the mother, i will consult my lawyer to give my properties to the orphanage after my death with none going to my daughter and i would flee to die in peace. 1 Like |
Re: What Will You Do? by dani1luv: 12:38pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Thank God am not the Mother!! |
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
>What will i do if i were d mother?? But i'm not d mother, so i no go answer..... Btw sef, shey dis one follow for joke?? |
Re: What Will You Do? by skales(m): 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Dis thread reminds me of a girl called Nneka |
Re: What Will You Do? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Mtcheww...... |
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