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Nigerian Brain . . . by free2ryhme: 11:19am On Apr 11, 2012 |
This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA.* An Nigerian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. The Nigerian man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Nigerian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later, the Nigerian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 The Nigerian replied: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return' Ah, the brain of the Nigerian... This is why Nigeria is shining . . 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by Ruqaya(f): 11:27am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Sure ooo. I like it |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by Manliness(m): 11:39am On Apr 11, 2012 |
free2ryhme: Chairman, why u come twist the joke like dis na? When I read this joke, it had nothing to do with a Nigerian lol...nice joke tho' |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by mkmyers45(m): 11:48am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Nice Joke |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by AmakaG29(f): 3:49pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Ha! Good one. |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by Adaeze003(f): 3:52pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Cool!!! |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by greedie1(f): 7:36pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Extra cool |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by crackhouse(m): 6:22pm On Apr 30, 2012 |
Haha real funny |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by dadicvila(m): 7:12pm On May 02, 2012 |
The millionaire no get house ni?na wa 4 some jokes |
Re: Nigerian Brain . . . by dani1luv: 4:47pm On May 03, 2012 |
[s]Someone please explain the joke to me! [/s] |
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