I tink u all gat 2 read dis its a joke and at d same time moral.....
A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,
then he
took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that
too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"
The man asked "was it because ofeating
chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding
his
own business" . ....pls learn 4rm dis and let us all put away dis fighting spirit...

.. God bless

obabila: @Bboybanj,i know u are a guy of principle and concept,just keep d ball rolling,and i also appreciate everybody for contributing positively on dis trend.i'm sorry for not posting here since,it was due to my exam and i have concluded it,i will be chance fully next week so start sending ur jamb reg to 08031971978 for me to check ur names next week.initially i prefered u checking when skul released it officially cos there is no how d skul will not finally release it.but many applicants want to know their fate.if u want to be 100 percent sure of ur admission status u can meet me at d skul next week.lets meet at d department of mechanical engineering.but pls lets be family from another parents,don't let us quarrel with eachother.i don't suppose to be on dis trend cos i'm ex student of d skul i'm now akokite.love u all

okies ooo bros mi.

Bboybanj: how is ur nose? Hope there is progrez? I tink u should also visit yaba left so thy can av a check on ur retar#ded brain. Which medium are they useing for chit chat relationship? Education thread like this? Guy were u carried 4 9months? Cant u read the topic of this forum? Imagin users login to dis thread to get info abt their future nd all they can read is "i will make u queen in campus nd other rubi#sh stuffs" even if u must say stuffs like that on nairaland let it not be on this thread. There are romantic thread u can post that. To cut it short i strongly recomend u to yaba left. Cos i dont av the time treatin ur fu#cked up low nd dull brain.

i don't fink dis stupid boy score up 2 30 dat's why is blabing on dis thread. We need 2 see each order probably if u'r are admitted.

Check every thread,there is a level of divergence,i stand to be corrected but in everything there is always a break and we are having ours,so pls if you are not in support of some topic raised,jokes,or relationship talks pls skip through till you find what you need,and come to think of it there is not much to talk about cos its october so pls cut us some slack.

biggben: You asked about my nose,lmfao,thats a reflection of what you have on your first school leaving cert,and thats if you have any...you know what? get your axe together cos this just the beginning grandwhore,i'll take you to a surgeon specialise in animal brian surgery,because u're a boybaboon,so you can get better and start jumping around trees instead of...And you insulted my mum indirectly(9months),this one is for your dad.your papa dey plait ghana weaving with the hair under him armpit.baba è!!!

step-up your game son, that ain't the way to diss a fella......its too cheap and childish....
Since u guys want some distraction......can some-one com'up wif a better dissing........!!!

Philipsdael:
step-up your game son, that ain't the way to diss a fella......its too cheap and childish....
Since u guys want some distraction......can some-one com'up wif a better dissing........!!!

dont say nothing when you've gat nothing to say,am sick and tired of defending whats going on,on this thread and in the process get screwed over by someone else am tryna defend...smh.am dissapointed

biggben: Check every thread,there is a level of divergence,i stand to be corrected but in everything there is always a break and we are having ours,so pls if you are not in support of some topic raised,jokes,or relationship talks pls skip through till you find what you need,and come to think of it there is not much to talk about cos its october so pls cut us some slack.

dude u are avin yours not ours.... philipdael u are ryt i dout if dis boy score up to 30. anyway its good to knw u are now talkin gentle. so i av call it off (L.I.G) on u.

Principle90: My dear aspirant pls let's go on wit our jokes pending til wen dey wil releas more preferred list. I fink laspotech exam is ending on d 2nd of oct, so d list might be second wek in oct.

y d mute this long? exam ends on 2nd, list will be out b4 mid oct. ok we are waiting. i wish u all the best on the list.

Bboybanj: dude u are avin yours not ours.... philipdael u are ryt i dout if dis boy score up to 30. anyway its good to knw u are now talkin gentle. so i av call it off (L.I.G) on u.

that have been your problem since primary school you cant read very well,the philey boy never mentioned anything about my score he was there dissing himself,prinple quoted you before making that statement,lol,na wa o.And for your info. I scored above 30,engineering department even without prep. for the exam guy you no dey see,my demeanour speaks loud.Boybaboon i knew you'll quit because thats what losers like you do.and to you philidiaphia,now am not suprise why you supported him because both of you are following each other on nairaland,who knows where else,mtcheew,two blind mice,if you dare fu*kup again on this thread,i will take both of you out alone no matter what it takes...kapissh?

Last day 4 Hnd full-time applicant

@Principle, bbobanj, bigben, philispidel
Se ti ja tan, abe sin ja lo..... Una don fite finish abi una still dey fite.

It anoda weekend in d mnth of september... If anyone u notice dat dis september is fast, and am very sure, b4 d twinkle of an eye october go sweep september enta, then expectatn wuld nt begin fully... And by 3rd wk of october, everyone wuld ve knw deir faih and stand, am very sure by then gan, topics 4rm different angle wuld be raised, coz nw no topic.... So d journey begin, boarding a bus veing patient as d driver and gud expectatn as d conductor.... Heading to Laspotech.... Gud mawning guys...

Pls let move to anoda tin and leave dis quarrel.

let start talking abt d acceptance fees i knw dis is nt d rite tyme bt let anyone dat knw abt d acceptance stuff throw a lite on it.. Did anyone has idea hw much d acceptance fees is?

Adextobiloba: It anoda weekend in d mnth of september... If anyone u notice dat dis september is fast, and am very sure, b4 d twinkle of an eye october go sweep september enta, then expectatn wuld nt begin fully... And by 3rd wk of october, everyone wuld ve knw deir faih and stand, am very sure by then gan, topics 4rm different angle wuld be raised, coz nw no topic.... So d journey begin, boarding a bus veing patient as d driver and gud expectatn as d conductor.... Heading to Laspotech.... Gud mawning guys...

me sef don join u, bt na front seat me go seat dwn ooo lmao

Lmao! @ben i pass u 4 evryting. Education, looks, self finance, evrytin positiv u can tink of i pass u. Drop ur reg number lets confirm that.... Olodo!

Fynestboi: Pls let move to anoda tin and leave dis quarrel.

let start talking abt d acceptance fees i knw dis is nt d rite tyme bt let anyone dat knw abt d acceptance stuff throw a lite on it.. Did anyone has idea hw much d acceptance fees is?

i dont know abt d acceptance fees but i know all payment(tuission,acceptance,library etc) are not up to 70k

Bboybanj: Lmao! @ben i pass u 4 evryting. Education, looks, self finance, evrytin positiv u can tink of i pass u. Drop ur reg number lets confirm that.... Olodo!

silence is the best answer for a fool,who haven't seen my picture,know where i schooled,or even know where i work right now...i dont give personal details bit*ch,try front.

biggben: silence is the best answer for a fool,who haven't seen my picture,know where i schooled,or even know where i work right now...i dont give personal details bit*ch,try front.

foo#l..... U dont av to tell me tings abt u be4 i knw u. Mtsssssss small boy wey still dey depend on him mama for evryting. Olodo.... Tel us ur reg number lets confirm ur score.

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Bboybanj: dude wat u trying to say is ur mum female sex organ is on philip's screen? Wow! U said it urself o.. Philip did u record his mum p! On ur phone? Jez tryin to confirm noni.

once upon a time,a boybaboon came to nairaland,the animal was whiped by a better side,he ran out of what to say and coverted the word 'female' to 'mum',that is the end of the jungle story.big loser!

lol...

Whao! I dey enjoy una, make una no stop oo.

Bboybanj: i dont know abt d acceptance fees but i know all payment(tuission,acceptance,library etc) are not up to 70k

70k keh....

Bboybanj: Lmao! @ben i pass u 4 evryting. Education, looks, self finance, evrytin positiv u can tink of i pass u. Drop ur reg number lets confirm that.... Olodo!

hw u take knw say u pass im in all those u re mentioning, una don meet una self b4, am nt sydng any of u just asking.

Bboybanj: i dont know abt d acceptance fees but i know all payment(tuission,acceptance,library etc) are not up to 70k

is nt up to 70k ooo, coz d tuition fee is btwn dat 39k... 4 full time, bt if its part time ehn ehn u can be metioning 70k 80k.

Adextobiloba: is nt up to 70k ooo, coz d tuition fee is btwn dat 39k... 4 full time, bt if its part time ehn ehn u can talking of 70k 80k.

real talk...i dont even knw where he got from

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