Ibime:



I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

Lana1:
E be like say i go dey visit rap section now go learn work. Damn!!

ToyinDipo:
Reminds me of one of Ibi's lines in rap section, ...consider an explosion when I decide to fire on all cylinders.

Bimffo:


This one is not an explosion o. And he is not firing.

He fūūcking went Hiroshima on our purple friend.

This is what the World is waiting for to call "Nuclear war."

If our purple friend is having Catarrh before, gbagbe oshi, the nose of the guy for don clear.

Once again, Na to dey read comment sure pass for here.

I can't let someone push me to think of suicide.

Na wide my nose wide, I no kill anybody.

Why would someone just sentence me to death by hanging just for my nose alone.

Reverting back to ghost mode abeg.

PietroRico:
wetin you wan use am do?

You be ritualist?

diggz:
L

You try well well ogbeni..... You want vanquay to fall on my kids abi? #wehdonsir

But,no be only me get kids na...fb.s.,na.teevs, rau.mdeuter e.t.c get too na. na how many of dem you don see post pics for here?

funlord:



He is a miracle working god.....

He is the alpha and omega.......

afrodoc2:
This is between these 2 gentlemen, i ain't gonna poke my nose in it.

tonididdy:
Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.











jesusWEPT

Lana1:
"Hunchbacks wont swap Shoulders for ur nose"

Me:

Ibime:



I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

Ibime:



I'm glad my daughter fine like her daddy. On the other hand, any woman that attempts to allow you pass your nasal features to the next generation should be given VIP pass to the abortion clinic.

I hope an ape like yourself will not have any daughters, otherwise you would be the one to pay bride price to the groom when the time comes

You are the reason HR professionals advise people never to put their face on CV. Hunchbacks wouldn't swap shoulders for your nose.

Even if you mind your own business, you would still be a nosy neighbour.

If you sneeze down the phone, the person on the other line will catch ear infection.

There is enough cartilage in this nose for doctors to harvest and use as transplant for knee injuries. I have knee injury myself. Can you lend me some nose?

Don't let Pep catch you. He will use you to treat Gundogan.

I don't believe in reincarnation, but you must have been an anteater in your past life. Only you can smell what the rock is cooking.

I'm not usually one for reminiscing, but everytime I see your pictures, I get feelings of nostalgia.

See your big nose and tongue like monitor lizard. Can you lick your nose with your tongue?

Vanquay:



Cry me a river...Most likely your tears will come out as pork fat...It pain am .

EvilMetahuman:


Lol

Homer punchline.

Vanquay:


Funny I don't even watch Simpsons...You know Ibimee is 69% fat 31% stupidity so I imagine anytime he crys it's most likely fat.

Elnino4ladies:




Take your L in peace bro

funlord:



He is a miracle working god.....

He is the alpha and omega.......

Vanquay:


You happy now?

Nice punchlines let's clap for Pork Fat

nateevs:



Mate. Sometimes it is more honourable to accept defeat than trying clap back with dry stuff.
Take some absence. Blame it on anything. . . Like you were in discussions with hunchbacks to prove a point... Or something related. You know?

Just go away for a while mbok. You cannot recover from that.

nateevs:



Mate. Sometimes it is more honourable to accept defeat than trying clap back with dry stuff.
Take some absence. Blame it on anything. . . Like you were in discussions with hunchbacks to prove a point... Or something related. You know?

Just go away for a while mbok. You cannot recover from that.

nateevs:



Mate. Sometimes it is more honourable to accept defeat than trying clap back with dry stuff.
Take some absence. Blame it on anything. . . Like you were in discussions with hunchbacks to prove a point... Or something related. You know?

Just go away for a while mbok. You cannot recover from that.