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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 12:30pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:


The Miss Morita arsslickers that we have here..... will say anything not to swallow the humongous Ls from their princess but na lie dem lie.... them must swallow am today cheesy


At least some folks are prepared to defend one position.

This dude(name withheld) doesn't know which position to hold on to.

First he proclaimed himself a wise man for saying Chelsea would live to regret choosing Morata over Costa.

Then he got busted praising Morata, possibly after the win over United.

Now he is defending Miss Morita grin forgetting what he said earlier.

Offering up all kinds of reasons why Morata didn't perform better than other strikers and asking us to adjust his minutes then compare his goal rate.

Yarning all kinds of Sahara dust and port harcourt soot just so that he won't collect L
As if life ends with collecting L

The more I read through the more I see whom I should and shouldn't take seriously in spite of how hard they try to appear intelligent.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:32pm On May 13, 2018
Skysports pundits just firmly placed our bad season on missh Morita but let's blame tap-ins,tru.mp and buha.ri for our calamity striker..... mscheeeew
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:33pm On May 13, 2018
Some people after being ignored by everyone don't just get the message
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:34pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
Skysports pundits just firmly placed our bad season on missh Morita but let's blame tap-ins,tru.mp and buha.ri for our calamity striker..... mscheeeew

I've shown you the evidence of the chances aguero gets from city midfielders, these are easy tap in that you can even score with your potbelly. Show us the chances given to Morata by the useless hidden Hazard and co like the ones given aguero in the box
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:36pm On May 13, 2018
popizaino:
Another evidence that you're just hating without concrete reason.

Conte played a low man like Hazard as false 9 but chose to set up to play long balls and heavy passes and you expect hazard not to complain?
Who does that?

Is aguero taller than hazard. The only thing low about hazard is his football IQ
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:36pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


I've provided answers with pictorial evidence.

I asked you several times.

Which one of the chances in the gifs i posted should a striker not be reasonably expected to score?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:37pm On May 13, 2018
popizaino:
Am I surprised that you came up with this ?
Who do chelsea fans blame the most for not trying to take shot but choose to pass most times if not hazard?
It's a futile exercise giving you evidence of what you claim hazard cannot do because you will still shift the goal post as usual.

Before Conte tell us hazard assist in the past 3 seasons
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 12:38pm On May 13, 2018
how can someone just hate a player like this, lol abeg make una tell me the origin of this hatred
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:40pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


I asked you several times.

Which one of the chances in the gifs i posted should a striker not be reasonably expected to score?


When you have to carry the ball over a distance the chances of missing increases significantly over when you only need to tap into an empty net because the chance of miscontrol, defender harassment and keeper having enough time to close down increases

Remove aguero in that instant the pass was made and put Morata or any of us here. We will have 10 goals sure banker.

A wasteman like Sterling has 16 goals in city because the midfielders are doing their job unlike Hazard at Chelsea
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:41pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


I've shown you the evidence of the chances aguero gets from city midfielders, these are easy tap in that you can even score with your potbelly. Show us the chances given to Morata by the useless hidden Hazard and co like the ones given aguero in the box

You mean evidence like this right?

raumdeuter:
Maga Madrid Morata MMM

Was this what Mavrodi had in mind

60M well Morata can partner Musonda on the bench



I know you are shameless when it comes to typing anything not to accept an L in any discourse.....but you will chop this L today by fia by fia....

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:43pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:
Skysports pundits just firmly placed our bad season on missh Morita but let's blame tap-ins,tru.mp and buha.ri for our calamity striker..... mscheeeew


Glen Murray has more goals than the same Morata in the league this seasom

Glen Murray is 35 and plays for a promoted side.

I'm sure he has also played for a team where they only serve tapins.

Jamie Vardy another one.

Firmino another one.

Lukaku too

All these guys have received fewer big chances than Morata o.

Dayo should be ashamed of himself.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:44pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:

You mean evidence like this right?

Paying 60m for Morata was too much and its MMM just like paying 75m for Lukaku still doesn't justify the subpar support he's getting from your creative players like hazard.

Since hazard has been here as your main creative player, how many of your strikers have topped the scorers chart
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:45pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:



Glen Murray has more goals than the same Morata in the league this seasom

Glen Murray is 35 and plays for a promoted side.

I'm sure he has also played for a team where they only serve tapins.

Jamie Vardy another one.

Firmino another one.

Lukaku too

All these guys have received fewer big chances than Morata o.

Dayo should be ashamed of himself.

HOW many penalties did Murray, Vardy score. Liverpool creates many chances per game that's why Salah tops missed chances chart And still tops goals chart
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:46pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


Remove aguero in that instant the pass was made and put Morata or any of us here. We will have 10 goals sure banker.

A wasteman like Sterling has 16 goals in city because the midfielders are doing their job unlike Hazard at Chelsea

Remove Morata and put my grandmother in the chances he missed, and my grandmother will have at least 12 goals.

You still haven't told us the chance Morata missed that was too difficult.

Just point one and say, nah this angle was too tight, and Morata couldn't have scored it.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:46pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


HOW many penalties did Murray, Vardy score. Liverpool creates many chances per game that's why Salah tops missed chances chart And still tops goals chart

What happened when Morata took penalty?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:47pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


Morata is delivering and keeping pace with other strikers


What happened from the time you posted this rubbish to today that you are busy asking for useless tap-ins? We thought you claimed he was busy keeping pace will fvcking murray and giroud....so why the new excuse today?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:48pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:



What happened from the time you posted this rubbish to today that you are busy asking for useless tap-ins? We thought you claimed he was busy keeping pace will fvcking murray and giroud....so why the new excuse today?




Ask how many penalties Lukaku has taken this season.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:48pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:



Glen Murray has more goals than the same Morata in the league this seasom

Glen Murray is 35 and plays for a promoted side.

I'm sure he has also played for a team where they only serve tapins.

Jamie Vardy another one.

Firmino another one.

Lukaku too

All these guys have received fewer big chances than Morata o.

Dayo should be ashamed of himself.

dayo once claimed miss morita was keeping pace with the rest strikers.....why is he busy crying for tap-ins today?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:49pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:


dayo once claimed miss morita was keeping pace with the rest strikers.....why is he busy crying for tap-ins today?

completely shameless.

I've never seen this level of amala dribbling before
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 12:52pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


Is aguero taller than hazard. The only thing low about hazard is his football IQ
No matter how you tend to sound ridiculous I won't give up on you.

Firstly, aguero is a natural poacher and his naturally position is 9 so once again your comparison flawed .I thought you were even going to bring fabregas as example where he was experimented as a false 9 both at barca and spain which he did exceptional well because of how they play .

Secondly man city play shot passes similar to tiki-taka which you except a low man like Aguero to thrive.

From the above just accept your L as usual.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 12:53pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Ask how many penalties Lukaku has taken this season.


I know the line he will choose to drop next....and I am not willing to turn amala with dayo today....

I will be restricting my discourse to simple arithmetics using the log for top scorers this season...so he can come defend how our 70mil Miss Morita is not anywhere close to the top 5epl scorers...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:53pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


Ask how many penalties Lukaku has taken this season.

How many minutes has Lukaku played. From the scoring ratio it shows Morata and Lukaku are at par
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:54pm On May 13, 2018
diggz:


dayo once claimed miss morita was keeping pace with the rest strikers.....why is he busy crying for tap-ins today?

That shows how much work Morata was doing keeping pace with strikers who get 10 tap in per season
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 12:57pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


That shows how much work Morata was doing keeping pace with strikers who get 10 tap in per season
Seriously, bro? Seriously?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by ToyinDipo(m): 12:57pm On May 13, 2018
Why do keepers stop shots with hand
a. The rules of the game allow it
b. The rules of the game allow it
c. The rules of the game allow it
d. The rules of the game allow it
e. Because they wear gloves
Someone will still pick e cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:58pm On May 13, 2018
Since hazard joined Chelsea, how many Chelsea strikers have topped the scorers chart. Even top 2.

Was Morata the striker since 2012/13 that hazard joined

Man utd, Tottenham city and Liverpool strikers have. No Chelsea striker has finished top 2 in any season since hazard got here.

I can wager that if Morata leaves and another striker comes they won't still top scorers chart

You will see the obvious culprit hazard leave am begin dey chase easy target like Morata.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 12:59pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


How many minutes has Lukaku played. From the scoring ratio it shows Morata and Lukaku are at par

From the chance conversion ratio, Lukaku and Morata are not mates.

Even if a player plays for eternity, if he has few chances, he can't be expected to score.

Which is why Azpi who has played in almost every game this season is not in the running for golden boot- regardless of the number of minutes he plays, he will never get enough chances to score many goals.

So the number of minutes played is a very foolish metric to hang your hat on.

Despite playing more minutes than Morata, Lukaku has enjoyed fewer chances than Morata....yet he has more goals.

If there was ever any doubt who the superior player was, it was quelled at old Trafford.

Unmarked Morata couldn't hit the target from only 2 yards out. While Lukaku bundled Chelsea defenders and created his own chance to score, and even assist.


Chairman you must swallow this L by force.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:59pm On May 13, 2018
Unlimited22:

Seriously, bro? Seriously?
I've provided you evidence of the granny chances that aguero gets this season about 10 in all which even you will score. Morata doesn't get such
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 1:00pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


How many minutes has Lukaku played. From the scoring ratio it shows Morata and Lukaku are at par

You can swallow the number of minutes ogbeni....we are not interested sir. Just open the link below and tell us why Miss Morita is nowhere near the top 10 this season..... after you started the season celebrating 2goals and 2assists in 2 matches while declaring how he was going to put the we the haters to shame?


https://www.eurosport.com/football/premier-league/2017-2018/standingperson.shtml

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 1:00pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:


Before Conte tell us hazard assist in the past 3 seasons
you have shifted to assist made not chances created again?




Who do you like this self?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 1:01pm On May 13, 2018
raumdeuter:
I've provided you evidence of the granny chances that aguero gets this season about 10 in all which even you will score. Morata doesn't get such
Does it excuse the ones he missed?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 1:02pm On May 13, 2018
Nihilstjnr:


From the chance conversion ratio, Lukaku and Morata are not mates.

Even if a player plays for eternity, if he has few chances, he can't be expected to score.

Which is why Azpi who has played in almost every game this season is not in the running for golden boot- regardless of the number of minutes he plays, he will never get enough chances to score many goals.

So the number of minutes played is a very foolish metric to hang your hat on.

Despite playing more minutes than Morata, Lukaku has enjoyed fewer chances than Morata....yet he has more goals.

If there was ever any doubt who the superior player was, it was quelled at old Trafford.

Unmarked Morata couldn't hit the target from only 2 yards out. While Lukaku bundled Chelsea defenders and created his own chance to score, and even assist.


Chairman you must swallow this L by force.

When Morata faced Lukaku at Stamford bridge what happened? The longer a striker stays on the field the more likely he is to score. At the rate they were going, if Morata had Lukaku minutes he would score about the same

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