collins123: Please what is all these fictitious stories here supposed to mean? Are we having s POST UTME Screening Test for NYWC ni?

(*^Hisssesss in Aramaic***

Dubemkelly: Its been like ages though I haven't come back fully coz have got a tight mandate 2 fulfil,howeva,I luv those fictious short stories,dey kept me company even though I was lost as regrds d state of affairs of the club probably I was in a haste while reading nd I got d gist misinterpreted nd my confusion begins with who's 2 be pay in? Intending or already registered members? 5huns or 1k? Wshing u all a fab weeknd...BRB//#Walks away#

Emyo: intending members who need the club form are to pay 500 to uniquesty bank account. All members are to pay a fee of 1000 or raise a fund during the zonal meeting, which wil b collectively sent to her account again.

Peaceworld:
1000? dont think we've discussed that bro...let's get to the meeting first? and then we will discuss all this?

collins123: Please what is all these fictitious stories here supposed to mean? Are we having s POST UTME Screening Test for NYWC ni?

(*^Hisssesss in Aramaic***

Peaceworld:
Collins I guess they'r just whiling away time, waiting for the big one...(lghs in Igbo)

Emyo: that is what it is dear. All recomedations should be forward at the zonal meeting

Uniquexty: you only make me a better writer. I guess u'll recognize competition when u see one. Thanks all d same

Peaceworld:
Still waiting for your 'non-abbreviated' version of the story you sent me via email...only then can I look into it and really help out, dear...and abeg, 'the big one' I meant above is the zonal meetings...abeg...you misconstrued my thoughts...

Diamondwriter: wat state r u 4rm....

Peaceworld:
But I think N1000 wont cut it...wont b enuf...and Emyo, why do you sound more like a dictator as the days fly by? Lghs... You are a coordinator, get it? C-O-O-R-D-I-N-A-T-O-R...

Peaceworld:
But I think N1000 wont cut it...wont b enuf...and Emyo, why do you sound more like a dictator as the days fly by? Lghs... You are a coordinator, get it? C-O-O-R-D-I-N-A-T-O-R...

Emyo: Dady, i would b leaving school to UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NNSUKKA on the 21st of dis month for Nigeria Young Writers Club submit, South East zone. Time .10am, arriving time 8 a.m

Diamondwriter: Hello fellow writers...south south writers,i hope you all got the message?...meanwhile as u get here,pls indicate ur state of residence,ideas if any and anyoda tyn on ur mind....meanwhile i wud advice us in our own way to try n get more members from dx zone because we are nt up to ten right now......let's work with pace

Diamondwriter: Hello fellow writers...south south writers,i hope you all got the message?...meanwhile as u get here,pls indicate ur state of residence,ideas if any and anyoda tyn on ur mind....meanwhile i wud advice us in our own way to try n get more members from dx zone because we are nt up to ten right now......let's work with pace

Emyo:
candid, what u need now is a venue. Even if u are six. A venue, u need an agreed venue. Worry not, because if after a succesful zonal meeting-gathering of short stories, poems, ideas, suggestions, constitions e.t.c. We wil have a hand ful of options. So even if it just only u, Rep ur zone well. Youths wil beg to join later. How problem is that we want to carry everybody along and do things inform of an association, i tell u, if Dailynews is bouyant enough or could join one or two enterprenue writers here as co-owners and take dis association up as their busines, i swear that wil b better. Than this wil b like this- Them as the owners bear the lost (if they fail) or the gain (if they make it), enize resources together to advertise on NTA network news, SUN dailys e.t.c for young writers, put a price tag to each short stories and poem submitted by the writers, go ahead to publish it as their own company books with the writers name on each story, decides on ROYALTIES to b awarded to writers, finanly organise a writing competetion wit entry fee for all writers so as to get the best write-up to publish and promot. To get cash in dis kind of association wil b difficult. *just sugesting* peaceworld and sunical am just *suggesting* o

Uniquexty: I find dis realy embarrasin bt necessary 2 share dis experience of my 1st date dat ended even b4 it started. To be candid, i wonder what i was thinking when i agreed to his crazy scheme. Wel, watchin those succulent lips as they said d words 'Darling,i would like us to spend the next weekend at a friends place. What do you think?', i knew automatically that 'NO' was not an option. Is this not the Daddy's girl; i know you wil ask and to that i say, you've not met my lying tongue (or to be more spiritual, convincing tongue).
'Daddy, there's this seminar that i'l have to present in school next week and i need to borrow some materials from Sandra to enable them catch up.' i heard myself telling my father.
'Go ahead. But make sure you are home before 7:00pm' Jeez, my heart skipped a beat.
'Daddy,the seminar involves all my coursemates. Sandra would also make use of the materials.'
'Then what are you saying?' he was getting worried
'i'l sleep over. It wil be a joint reading.' popcy paused from his reading. His eyes escaped from his glasses and peered at me. Instantly the hip-hop players in my heart came alive.
'Do you stil have your keys?'
'ofcourse dad'
'dats k. Go ahead and prepare for your seminar. You know that i want the best for you. But you may not meet me at home when you come back. I'l be leaving for a meeting in port harcourt.' I gave him the your-not serious look. He smiled at me and said 'Be careul'. For the first time in months i said 'i love you dad'. Smiles took over my face. At that moment, Delilah would be very proud of my skills.
It was 8:00pm. I heard Frank driving into the compound. Yes, i've heard about girls being late for dates, But before he could come round to the door, i was standing there, smiling sheepishly and good to go. He looked me over and said 'you look handsomly beautiful'. Did i mention earlier that i was carrying a new hairdo? I just stood there, smiling and speechles.
We drove silently. I was too excited to notice the silence. When we got to the house, he pulled over and i jumped out of the car and headed upstairs. I opened the door to the bedroom, Holy Mary full of Grace! George his friend was standing there, obviously, he just came out from the bathroom. What i saw is better imagined. I guess he just did not expect us at that time, not to tink of seeing me first. With a speed that the lightening wouldn't dare contend with, i dashed out of the room, stumbling on Frank. I ran straight to the fridge and calmed my nerves with a glass of water.
Few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I picked it and heard frank's voice. 'you can come in now. The coast is clear' 'Is that what you call what i saw?' i was furious and the truth of the matter is that i'm coastphobia. It became clear to me then dat the coast was just begining to gather.
About an hour later, George did not show any signs of leaving. Rather we all settled for a talk on politics. My father's advice on being careful was highly recommended now. This was my nightmare. I thank God for 2go and facebook. If you know what happens in a normal date, you would have noticed that none of that was going to be my portion.
I woke up d next morning and found Frank starring at me. I noticed he had a silly smile on his lips. This could just be it.
'where is George?' i had to make sure the coast was clear.
'he went to the Gym' his voice was mischevious.
'you knw wot happens when lovers are left on their own' he was telling me.
'hmmmmmm' my eyes became dreamy. He came closer. When the world was just about to revolve, my cell phone rang. It was my neighbour. The operation-water-the-city had stormed our area and worked on our water reserviour. Holy crap! We've not had water for two whole weeks and i knw i had left my bathroom tap on, incase the water started running. If what my neighbour told me was true, then my house was flooding.
We drove back the same way we came, the only difference was the intensity of the silence. Just as expected, the tap was on and the water was travelling down the stairs.
What was that? I peeped through the window and found dad driving in. Few minutes later,
'CHRISTIE....' He screamed. I looked down from the balcony and found dad on the floor. He slipped, d water had got to him. 'GOSH' i called back. You know what, i was grounded for one year.

Emyo: the concept and storyline is okay. But i tel u, nobody can edit that, except the editor want to make a foul of ur idea or use ur storyline to frame-out somthing worth. Try again dear, u hmmmye

Emyo: I sent out the NOTIFICATION SMS at exectly 8pm on the 11th day of july. .

Uniquexty: Dailynews take note, my zonal cordinator sent an sms to all my zonal members and excluded me. That could only mean one tin

DailyNews: Note:

We are no longer accepting emails, if you are really interested to join this association, pls attend our first official zonal meeting to be held as follows:

South-East (Imo, Anambra, Enugu, Ebonyi, Abia) - 21st July 2012 at UNN Nsukka Enugu.

South-West (Lagos, Oyo, Ondo, Ekiti, Ogun, Kwara) - 28th July 2012 at UNILAG/YABATECH Lagos

North- (All northern states plus FCT) - 28th July 2012 at Abuja

South-South - pls we are unable to hold a zonal meeting for south-south, so if you are from any of the south-south states, kindly attend the nearest zonal meeting nearest to you. viz. Lagos, Enugu or Abuja. Thank you.

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