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Gross Mistake by SPIFF(m): 10:00am On Nov 09, 2007 |
A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's undies, and give her MouthAction. Woman love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's undies, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he reaized he had to take a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very suprised to see his wife sitting on the john. "How did you get in here?" he asked "Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!" |
Re: Gross Mistake by uchetobi(f): 10:14am On Nov 09, 2007 |
Re: Gross Mistake by clemcykul(f): 10:26am On Nov 09, 2007 |
lol he's a good motherfu*cker |
Re: Gross Mistake by nawa1(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2007 |
SPIFF: hummmmm! you can do better. |
Re: Gross Mistake by ituen(m): 1:11pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
I think he's a granmotherfuc*er |
Re: Gross Mistake by shagger(m): 3:18pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
Point of correction he is a grand mother SUCKER. |
Re: Gross Mistake by folly69(m): 4:56pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
AWWWWWWW YAWK |
Re: Gross Mistake by Migines(m): 12:54am On Nov 10, 2007 |
*throws up* |
Re: Gross Mistake by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Nov 12, 2007 |
*rushes in and pours cold water on miggie's head* swtie why are u thrown up dont u know dat the guys is a grand moda focker pls dont throw again ok hope u dint take the expired ice cream |
Re: Gross Mistake by showbobo(m): 11:56am On Nov 12, 2007 |
odd couple |
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