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*joke* by sniperwolf(m): 12:04pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" . . . . . . . . . . "Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ." |
Re: *joke* by clemcykul(f): 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
wow this is wat i call a good joke LOL thanks for making my day |
Re: *joke* by Migines(m): 3:13pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Lol. D boss must have been a pain in d butt. |
Re: *joke* by divanaija1: 3:18pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Re: *joke* by temmysexy(f): 3:26pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
nice joke |
Re: *joke* by ndubest(m): 4:17pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
i think that was a joke from one of our stand up comedian in relation to maryam abacha and abiola's wife when Abacha died, its funny, keep the jokes coming it spices up the place |
Re: *joke* by ndubest(m): 4:18pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the man went to his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?" The pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian, we definitely have services for all Christian. |
Re: *joke* by Betty605: 11:20pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
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Re: *joke* by omen: 11:28pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Welldone boy! Nice one. |
Re: *joke* by Naijagurly(f): 11:35pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
the first one is okay, the second one is just stupid |
Re: *joke* by RichDad1(m): 12:51am On Nov 15, 2007 |
Nice one |
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