I just got a contract from Honorable Dimeji Bankole ,the Speaker of the House OF Representatives to find a wife for him so he can finally say good bye to bachelorhood on or before 31st of december this year.I have therefore decided to limit my search to nairaland.Any interested lady on nairaland (except ennyluv and naijagurly) should briefly apply here ASAP so i can screen them before making my recommendations to the speak

pls how do i apply for this? i need it and i will be pleased if u will tell me the criteria for applying i am very fine o

Post ur full sixe picture.
Hope you dont have tribal marks

ok how do i apply hu

i have 4 breasts,
no hair on my head,
ive got 2 oclock eyes
and i have 1 1/2 legs

hope u'll consider me

You sound like a good candidate.
kindly send your picture to me at biggerboy@juicycontractfrombankole.com

Sorry clem, proffesional's re not allowed.

i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com

Ashawo. ;d ;d ;d ;d.

I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just U$D100. Guaranty assured.

@ clemcy
i thought u were married to migines

_{just wait till he visits this thread}

as for me ehh
am comfortable where i am, _{u know nah}?

iwajay:

i'm the job consultant that would do the first screening before i turn you over to biggerboy. So i get to peruse before biggerboy then the speaker guy. You girls can apply though www.iwajayscreeningblahblah.com

Emperoh:

I will give you the necessary tips on what to present to Biggerboy to be shortlisted for the final interview. My consultancy fee is just You$D100. Guaranty assured.

Not so fast !! You guys are rogues and fraudsters.

Disclaimer:Emperoh and Iwajay have never been and will never be staff of Biggerboy inc.Anybody that transacts business with them especialy as regards the screening of babes for the speaker does it at his or her own risk

he he kasala don bust

bigger boying could i applied?

i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy so if he is game then i m lay

sicky:

i am cool and tall i have a good job but i hate politicians i only like bigger boy so if he is game then i m lay

You are most welcome *grins from ear to ear*

mdsocks:

he he kasala don bust

bigger boying could i applied?

sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere

am applying if the speaker is an homosexual  

biggerboy:

sorry the speaker is not gay.look for your mate elsewhere

who told you ,did he inform you

mdsocks:

who told you ,did he inform you

He's my client.i know him very well.You can try At*ku.

he he he he I don de Imagine that baboon called at*ku yanshing de bobo. Na dat time him eye go clear as dem talk say di man thing is so big that he dey use only 50%. Anyway, goodluck sha maybe ur own hole na helele.

Hehehe, notin wey dem no go post for nairaland,

Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enuff for the gurls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare,

dablessed:

Hehehe, notin wey them no go post for nairaland,

Anyway mr consultant biggerboy, you aint representing your client well i must say, can you tell us more about him? What's the catch? The fact that he is the speaker of the house is not enough for the girls to jump at him, Abeg post his full profile jare,

U no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that.

Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification "kiddin" Gud Luck on your search though!
_{funny thread}

chiegemba:

Should i attach my resume 4 enchanced and speedy qualification "kiddin" Gud Luck on your search though!
_{funny thread}

PLS DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?

Shuo!! Bigger boy, E don be like say u don de become bigger mouth that fir cut ur neck. Di lady na Alaye mother for the area. My advice to you is to watch out for the boys cos dey fit call on you anytime.

abeg biggy, i dey interested. but hmmm, hmmm, i get tribal marks ( am from Ibadan) and my english get comma, but i sabi other things oh i fit apply?

God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.

The Pope:

God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.

thanks dear i also pray all the time dat the heavens deliver u from dying in cheap skirts dats becoz i care for you

More applications please!!

The Pope:

God, save us from nairaland chics and their love for cheap things.

God, save us from some nairalanders that have no sence of humour

More application please!!

biggerboy:

You no get TV? You should have been seeing my client on TV everyday.Anyway,I sont think I will consuder you for him because I learnt you dropped out of Primary School.Anyway,The guy also needs a maid ,maybe you can apply for that.

Heheheh biggermouth/boy , sorry na, no vex haba! How i go get tv when i never get money buy pant and bra for my oga-im-madam place, abeg consider me for the maid my brother ehn? I go settle you when i collect my first wages, at least dat one too go help you small, u go fit buy that tin wey u tell me say u been want buy since last dec 31st, but no worries, i no go mention am for here ok? My pally co house maid!!!!!

Very sure d guy is very ugly dat is y u r helping him NA VERY LONG THING OO

biggerboy:

PLS DO.

Come,wait a minute,were you not the lady that got pregnant for your madam's husband in iyana iba last year?

hahahahaha! o so u remembered as u happened to be my madam's unfaithful husband in iyana iba that wasnt satisfied with what my madam provided for him that he had to deceive an innocent omo ise