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Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by sunnshyn(f): 10:47pm On May 07, 2012 |
Guyz, join me in thanking and praising Baba GOD for His blessings and favor in my life . I tell you guys, its good to have the fear of God at heart and to be honest. I Was coming home 2 months ago after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $70,000 dollars!! Fear gripped me, but I took the bag home and when I emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keeping the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and I handed him the bag. He offered me $5,000 dollars but i turned it down, he collected my number and i left. Just yesterday, he called me and offered me a job at Chevron with a starting salary of 750,000 naira monthly,no written test no interview my people, a 2 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2011 BMW X6 As I was celebrating and testing the car thanking God for been merciful.... All of a sudden, my brother just slapped me and said "Oya Oya Oya sister wake up!! Your water for eba don ready since ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I slapped him back....He fainted!!! 1 Like |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by Exponental(m): 11:11pm On May 07, 2012 |
so wat shld we tank god 4? dat d slap didnt kill u or that u leveled up wit ur broda? |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by sunnshyn(f): 11:16pm On May 07, 2012 |
Exponental: so wat shld we tank god 4? dat d slap didnt kill u or that u leveled up wit ur broda?Both ! |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by Ajibel(m): 11:22pm On May 07, 2012 |
I'm thrilled by ur astouding lack of creativity...keep up d dry joke,seun appreciates not me...mtschew |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by sunnshyn(f): 8:47am On May 08, 2012 |
Ajibel: I'm thrilled by ur astouding lack of creativity...keep up d dry joke,seun appreciates not me...mtschewUr welcome dear, any time! Mtschwwwwwwwww right back! 1 Like |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by Ruqaya(f): 3:21pm On May 08, 2012 |
@op, u tried more oil to ur photocopying machine |
Re: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by snthesis(m): 8:38pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Ruqaya: @op, u triedlol |
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