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Political Shit! by Deedee49(f): 6:58am On May 09, 2012
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A boy goes 2his dad &asks,"What is politics?"
Dad says,"Son,let me xplain it dis way: I'm d breadwinner of d family,so let's call me capitalism. Ur Mom is d administrator of d money,so we'l call her d Govt. We'r here 2tak care of ur needs,so we'l call u d pple. D nanny,is d Workin Class.&ur baby broda,is d Future. Now tink abt dat.
D little boy goes off 2bed tinkin abt wat dad had said. Later dat night,he hears his baby broda cryin,so he checks up on him. He finds dat d his diaper was soild. So d little boy goes 2his parents' room &finds his mother asleep. He goes 2d nanny's room,findin d door locked,he peeks in d keyhole &sees his father in bed wit d nanny. He leaves &goes back 2bed. D next mornin,d little boy says 2his father, "Dad,I tink I Understand d concept of politics now." D father says,"Gud son,tell me wat u tink politics is abt." D little boy replies,"Well,while Capitalism is screwing d Workin Class,d Govt is sound asleep,d Pple are being ignored &d Future is in deep shit."
Re: Political Shit! by DJNANCY: 1:08am On May 10, 2012
Can somebody help M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ locate where the joke is, because even with a microscope, I couldn't find Ȋ̝̊̅†.
Re: Political Shit! by Deedee49(f): 1:07pm On May 10, 2012
Perhaps when u locate ur sense of humour,u can locate d joke!
Re: Political Shit! by Nobody: 4:35pm On May 10, 2012
DJ/NANCY:
Can somebody help M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ locate where the joke is, because even with a microscope, I couldn't find Ȋ̝̊̅†.
locate it yourself...

@OP...ROTFLMAO

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Re: Political Shit! by Nobody: 8:48am On May 11, 2012
DJ/NANCY:
Can somebody help M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ locate where the joke is, because even with a microscope, I couldn't find Ȋ̝̊̅†.

look under your boxer..... Pig!!!1
Re: Political Shit! by toygod2: 12:28am On May 12, 2012
heheheh,u do well

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