This is a game in which you type in anything real or imagined that can end with "Don't Blame Me"

I'll start.

It's only natural,
I threw a lit match into a can containing petrol
And then it exploded!

Don't Blame Me!

Your poodle came rushing at the gate barking so I shot him in the head, Don't blame me

I've gotta call d men in black 

Now you two r arrested for disturbing the peace by shotting a poodle  n creating mayhem wit fire. . but hey. . Don't blame me 

I'm yet to grasp what this don't blame me thingy is all about, so don't blame me!

Your wife came visiting over the weekend and something happened DONT BLAME ME

i discovered she was pregnant after that visitation, so i shot her dead. please don't blame me!

i dumped diva_naija and went out with her sista cuz she was hotter dont blame me

I'm callin the Cops and the Area boyz shape shape!   

The cops to deal n put behind bars ^{witout food or drink} a cold blooded yawo (wife) murderer 

And the Oshodi Area boyz to beat Somze,Black,Blue n Yellow for daring ta go out wit ma hot sis 

So DON'T BLAME ME. 

na wa:

i discovered she was pregnant after that visitation, so i shot her dead. please don't blame me!

just a night stand is not enough to get her pregnant,I am goin to call the cops, dont blame me

one night stands is enough to unload your truck load of spermatozoon to get her pregnant. i reserved a bullet for you too. so don't blame me

u are sooooo naughty for saying all that. . and im gon' smack ur head. . dont blame me

Am gon giv u a Hammer or pistol to accomplish your action jare

They put a married woman in d family way , they shot her . . .Haba!!!!!!!!!!! . . . Hey Don't blame me

ooooh!!!! yeah!!!! u go gurllfrnd . . we gon' accomplish da mission 2geda. . hey fellas dnt blame moi

there is gonna be a boomerang effect on you so dont blame moi

A boomerang returns only to the thrower. . . n u jus threw one

So now you're on da floor whining n holding yr head in pain. . .

But hey, I didn’t throw no boomerang so Don’t blame me 

fun is my middle name . . . . so dont blame me!

I hate losers and low-lives, don't get along with mediocre performers, hey, don't blame me

blame is something the average human being constantly wants to shy away from.

i tried to be philosophical heey ''' DONT BLAME ME!

the next time a man in black stops me and spray me, all in the name of interrogation,all hell will let loose .so dont bame me

werrin u wan do, na today?? dem go beat u ehn. . . abegi dnt blame moi

beat moi?of course i aint gonna lay my hands on them,but i will be exceptionally rude (with a capital R) and Stubborn to them,so much that they are goin to feel like hittin me but guess waht honey?
they aint gonna do shit.So don't blame me o

well neva 4get. . shit apuns. . to peeps lyk ya i've given u moi piece. . sooo dnt blame moi!

I eat six times in a day. . . . . . . . dont blame me

It's only natural
I was driving a bus and slept off on the steering wheel
Then the bus went straight into the water

DON'T BLAME ME

i'll say u'r a careless driver. . u gat 2be very careful else. . u'll die untimely. . dnt blame moi

imagine the stupid guy said he mistakenly touched my boobs, so i hit his head with a bottle and he died, well dont blame me

I told my grandad (who is is a JUJU-MAJOR) about your gist and he revived the guy you killed.

_{please watch your back}

DON'T BLAME ME it was just gist

and when u are asleep u will see me kill ur grand dad and urself, if u wake up and see marks over ur body, dont blame me (u caused it)

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bleep you all. dont blame me.

Bleep u 2 lanko, and d rest of u guyz 4 all ur lame gory stories, but dont blame me!

moonie, im gon spank u for saying that. . . dont blame moi