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Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 7:55pm On May 10, 2012
An apprication to be jour serfant. here is d summarly of my cfi
My name is ekaette my inklish name is yulet am from ibiaku ntok okpo in akwa ibom stead i brought up in ayekunle den we relogate to jaba @ lakos am a fery vunny and hadt worging kirl my hoppies are picking snail and planting casafa. I know how to dance asonto n etighi my best musician is yokodo. I can sing tiwa safage and ron yassi i have a strong glush on marfin regord i like gooking,gleaning, and washzing,oga mma abasi ur life will nefa remain d same if u employ me.i will even help madam satisvy jou when she is tiredt if jou think am lie to you. oka ko to my fillage and axe of ekibaby alias yuliet d kurimakpa baby

Jours faitfully

Ekibaby alias yuliet Ado ok
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 8:51pm On May 10, 2012
I no even laff sef.....

But if d joke was said, and not written it would have been funnier
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Ajibel(m): 3:11am On May 11, 2012
You don use style tell us d kind of person u be @op
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by toygod2: 11:11pm On May 11, 2012
Hahaahhahah,me i laff o....bt
@OP,dnt use akwa-ibomite as ur point of humour nxt time
.No let akwaibom do?for u o
U com even mention my village join....watch it .lol
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 19, 2012
toygod2: Hahaahhahah,me i laff o....bt
@OP,dnt use akwa-ibomite as ur point of humour nxt time
.No let akwaibom do?for u o
U com even mention my village join....watch it .lol

My apologies brother! I actually didn't intend to offend, this is a copy and paste joke! Got it from a broadcast on my bbm!!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 10:58am On Jul 19, 2012
booqee: I no even laff sef.....

But if d joke was said, and not written it would have been funnier

That is what it is dear! Laugh or yawn!! U may see d humour in it tomorrow!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 19, 2012
Hahaha, diz is quite funny. @op u sound lyk an akwaibomite, Ah u from dia?
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jul 19, 2012
nchewi:

My apologies brother! I actually didn't intend to offend, this is a copy and paste joke! Got it from a broadcast on my bbm!!

True confession!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jul 19, 2012
PretiEbony: Hahaha, diz is quite funny. @op u sound lyk an akwaibomite, Ah u from dia?


I know you must be a calabar girl!


Akparino!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jul 19, 2012
toygod2: Hahaahhahah,me i laff o....bt
@OP,dnt use akwa-ibomite as ur point of humour nxt time
.No let akwaibom do?for u o
U com even mention my village join....watch it .lol


I knew it! Ette calabar!



Ebot! He goat!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by nonesense: 3:20pm On Jul 19, 2012
nchewi: An apprication to be jour serfant. here is d summarly of my cfi
My name is ekaette my inklish name is yulet am from ibiaku ntok okpo in akwa ibom stead i brought up in ayekunle den we relogate to jaba @ lakos am a fery vunny and hadt worging kirl my hoppies are picking snail and planting casafa. I know how to dance asonto n etighi my best musician is yokodo. I can sing tiwa safage and ron yassi i have a strong glush on marfin regord i like gooking,gleaning, and washzing,oga mma abasi ur life will nefa remain d same if u employ me.i will even help madam satisvy jou when she is tiredt if jou think am lie to you. oka ko to my fillage and axe of ekibaby alias yuliet d kurimakpa baby

Jours faitfully

Ekibaby alias yuliet Ado ok
God punish you, u made me cry instead of laugh
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 19, 2012
MOGUL.O:



I know you must be a calabar girl!


Akparino!
ette ino adidedie
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 19, 2012
PretiEbony: Hahaha, diz is quite funny. @op u sound lyk an akwaibomite, Ah u from dia?

No, am not. But I wouldn't mind being an honorary indigene! Enof oil money!! tongue

MOGUL.O:


True confession!

Say the truth, n the truth shall set u free!


MOGUL.O:



I knew it! Ette calabar!



Ebot! He goat!

I guess we'll never find out who let the dogs out.
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jul 19, 2012
nonesense: God punish you, u made me cry instead of laugh

Sorry for making u cry Buddie!! The movie hasn't even started n u r already crying? undecided . Grow up Pansy!!! grin

PretiEbony: ette ino adidedie

Nice come back !!!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jul 19, 2012
PretiEbony: ette ino adidedie


hEEEEYEYYYYYYY! Can someone help me interpret dis......






Akwunakwuna!

Kitikpa gbapia gi anya dia!
Re: Job Apprikation *funny* by toygod2: 1:23am On Jul 22, 2012
hEEEEYEYYYYYYY! Can someone help me interpret dis......






Akwunakwuna!

Kitikpa gbapia gi anya dia!

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