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Am I Hurting U? by olunifemi(f): 6:44pm On Mar 30, 2006 |
an elephant was having an awful time in d jungle bc a horsefly kept biting her near her tail & there was nothg she could do.she kept swinging her trrunk but he was far out of reach.then a little sparrow observed ds and suddenly flew down and snippd d horsefly in d half with his beak. 'thanks that was auch a relief.' said d elephant. 'my pleasure madam'said d sparrow. 'listen mr sparrow,if there's anythg i can do 4 u,ask pls dont be shy', d elephant said. d sparrow said 'i hv wondered how it would feel like 2 Bleep an elephant' go right ahead and be my guest' replied d elephant the sparrow flew aroud behind d elephant and began 2 Bleep awayup above them, a monkey in d tree watched and began 2 maturbate.this shook a coconut loose and it fell from d tree,hitting d elephant smack on d head. "ouch!"said d elephant. at which point ,d sparrow looked over from behind and said,"AM I HURTING U,DEAR?" |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Z4M4eva(f): 6:52pm On Mar 30, 2006 |
olunifemi: l.o.l. Like 'duh'! |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by hotangel2(f): 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2006 |
The hell? |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by micklplus(m): 9:33am On Mar 31, 2006 |
yeah |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by spikelord(m): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
Huh!!! |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Rhodalyn(f): 6:41pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by diddy4(m): 9:00pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
i dont get it . |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Free(f): 5:51pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
no comment! |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by bighead1(m): 11:48pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
so faky and boring |
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Pogistega(m): 4:11pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
big head: Yes. Its boring but you don't have to prove that you really are a big head You don't have to be nasty to posts that don't amuse you. Nobody send you go cafe to browse. |
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