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Am I Hurting U? by olunifemi(f): 6:44pm On Mar 30, 2006
an elephant was having an awful time in d jungle bc a horsefly kept biting her near her tail & there was nothg she could do.she kept swinging her trrunk but he was far out of reach.then a little sparrow observed ds and suddenly flew down and snippd d horsefly in d half with his beak.
'thanks that was auch a relief.' said d elephant.
'my pleasure madam'said d sparrow.
'listen mr sparrow,if there's anythg i can do 4 u,ask pls dont be shy', d elephant said.
d sparrow said 'i hv wondered how it would feel like 2 Bleep an elephant'
go right ahead and be my guest' replied d elephant
the sparrow flew aroud behind d elephant and began 2 Bleep awayup above them, a monkey in d tree watched and began 2 maturbate.this shook a coconut loose and it fell from d tree,hitting d elephant smack on d head.
"ouch!"said d elephant.
at which point ,d sparrow looked over from behind and said,"AM I HURTING U,DEAR?"
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Z4M4eva(f): 6:52pm On Mar 30, 2006
olunifemi:

"ouch!"said d elephant.
at which point ,d sparrow looked over from behind and said,"AM I HURTING U,DEAR?"


l.o.l. Like 'duh'!
Re: Am I Hurting U? by hotangel2(f): 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2006
The hell?
Re: Am I Hurting U? by micklplus(m): 9:33am On Mar 31, 2006
yeah
Re: Am I Hurting U? by spikelord(m): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2006
Huh!!!
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Rhodalyn(f): 6:41pm On Apr 11, 2006
Re: Am I Hurting U? by diddy4(m): 9:00pm On Apr 11, 2006
i dont get it angry.
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Free(f): 5:51pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 15, 2010
no comment! embarassed
Re: Am I Hurting U? by bighead1(m): 11:48pm On Mar 15, 2010
so faky and boring
Re: Am I Hurting U? by Pogistega(m): 4:11pm On Mar 19, 2010
big head:

so faky and boring

Yes. Its boring but you don't have to prove that you really are a big head shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

You don't have to be nasty to posts that don't amuse you. Nobody send you go cafe to browse. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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