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| Have U Ever Been There? by Monicamony(f): 8:36am On Nov 16, 2007 |
Ever Wonder Why, Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?   |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by biggerboy(m): 9:12am On Nov 16, 2007 |
i tire for you o |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by vivyluvzu(f): 9:18am On Nov 16, 2007 |
Wao!!! i've been thinking since i read this. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by freezy(m): 11:58am On Nov 16, 2007 |
Welcome aboard, Vivy. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by temmysexy(f): 1:22pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
hmmm, very true  |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by bagoma(f): 3:17pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
wow! funny and interesting. good one. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by actoor(m): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
;d |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by Monicamony(f): 3:58pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
 Wow |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by topeteadr(m): 4:37pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Splendid. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by topeteadr(m): 4:38pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Splendid. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by Monicamony(f): 4:55pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
| Thanx Tope. That coming from u whao. |
| Re: Have U Ever Been There? by Kaykerry(m): 6:53pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Nice compilation |
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