A clown

Mynd_44: Okay here goes.
She has had a book job, liposunction, nose job, backside reduction, tummy tuck, had her chin reduced and has been on a diet foe ten years and she still looks like a truck on two wheels

Book job?!
^^Menstruates.

Masturbates

Licks his armpit

[/font][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] BJs himself. As a result, his vertebral column has become flexible and elastic.

^^ Numb, from excessive w@nking with corrosive lotions. .. Says its things we do for love

Hallucinates 24/7. Ask him hw many gals he has f.ucked in his life, he'll probably tell u "uncountable" whereas in reality d guy is still a vargeen!!!

^He still believes the veejayjay is only used for peeing.

He is bipolar

Boring

She does not wear underwear

Has a black tongue

^^Steals adjectives.

^^ Is uncircumcised! Thats why ladies refuse to give him Bj's..

Risky_mallam: ^^ Is uncircumcised! Thats why ladies refuse to give him Bj's..

is a woman

anorexic..

sweetchicks: anorexic..

hehehehe tells the truth!

She's a mermaid

^^ Is Bulimic

He's a reverend father

Exact replica of a bulldog

Has a bulldog fetish. Whatever that means.

Talks to goats on the road. Says they are misunderstood.

She likes eating goat during suMmer

Cannibal

Village well digger!

Real name is Ekaete, ah ah!

Tells lies for a living.

Eats flies and mosquitoes

releases harmful and deadly gases everytime he's in the middle of an action... spoils d whole show with his skunk smell!

Logs on NL from prison

Leprachaun