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| Guardian Angel On The Job by jlee(m): 3:00pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
[center]Guardian Angel on the Job[/center] A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by clemcykul(f): 4:03pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
u ask me where i was wen u got married  ok i was at the backyard laying eggs  |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by Oracle(m): 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Clemcy, are you the guardian angel. Maybe marriage Issues are not in the job description of angels |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by Migines(m): 2:08pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Say what?!?! |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by benjay1(m): 3:19pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
@Migines U deaf ? she was @ the backyard laying eggs. I neva knew clem was a CHICKEN. ooooh little wonder Migs calls her his CHICK. |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by Migines(m): 3:32pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
*>!<* |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by topeteadr(m): 8:26pm On Dec 02, 2007 |
If its true, i'm dead meat. |
| Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by clemcykul(f): 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
teadr  *point finger at teadr* hmmmm dont wan*nna get at u lol |
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