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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by gees02(m): 9:29pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
iyaski: |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by honeric01(m): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you're chosen to be an interpreter to Patrick Obadiaghbon on CNN. 7 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When after travelling from Nigeria to Libya with the intention of crosing to Europe from there, only for you to fall into the hands of rebels-Europe you no fit enter,come back home;no way and staying na wahala. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by gees02(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
sammyke: when you wake up to find out, ur school name has been changed to MAULAG |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 9:44pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Dondbuzor:Ditto! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ariyokunle: 9:49pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When ur phone wont comeup all-day>then u fixed it a day after only to realise u had an invitation for interveiw an hour earlier in lagos office while at kd****and u've been out of job 4yrs 2 Likes |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by kaeto(m): 9:55pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Direct punishment. When u discover ur deliverance pastor is actually demonizing ur wife's opeotus. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Fishoy(f): 9:57pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
love_life:not funny at all |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Montalo(m): 9:58pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Deedee49: When u sleep and dream about Dame Patience Jonathan, a night before u write an English Examination! #carry over for sure#OMG! Lwkmd! U wicked o! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by abasifo(m): 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
You Know God Is Punishing You when it rains on your wedding day and nobody shows up. |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ariyokunle: 10:00pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When ur fone wont comeup all-day and u got to fix it d next day only to discover u had an interveiw an hour ago in lagos office while in kd:-x***and u've been out of job 4yrs |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ecolime(m): 10:03pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member. Congratulations!!! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ariyokunle: 10:05pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Then u nééd > TB JOSHUA. #dis done pass wiseman matter# |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by omenziate(m): 10:05pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u are incarcerated and ur cell mates are Charly boy and Denrele 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by mimon79(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you no make am for rapture |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by nkemmu(f): 10:11pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When you pickup your lovers fone to find out he/she saved your number with the devils instrument.........when you kept your virginity for 35 years only to be deflowerd by an aids patient |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Emilord(m): 10:19pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When as a guy,u catch a new chick and when u open d parcel,u find out dat she is a hemophrodite...who go do d job na?hahaha |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by expert1(m): 10:27pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
when you save your annoying boss name as i-d-i-o-t on your phone, then he borrows your phone to call his number since he cant find his phone. on dialing his number on your phone, he sees I-D-I-O-T then you know you are been punished for your sins! Lol........back to labour market straight. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Aidibasi(f): 10:30pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
... U knw God is punishing Yhu wen u go 4 'runs' as a girl& ur client gives u a #1000 in an envelope.&u thot it was £1000 onli 2 find out d scam later[color=#000099][/color] |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Ferya(f): 10:31pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Whenever we suffer some affliction, we should regard it both as punishment and as a correction. Our holy Scriptures themselves do not promise us peace, security and rest. On the contrary, the Gospel makes no secret of the troubles and temptations that await us, but it also says that he who perseveres to the end will be saved. So we must not grumble, my brothers, and for as the Apostle says: some of them murmured and were destroyed by serpents. Is there any affliction now endured by mankind that was not endured by our fathers before us? What sufferings of ours even bear comparison with what we know of their sufferings? How then can you think that past ages were better than your own? -- St. Augustine 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
casket: when u are downloading a file of 200MB and it gets to 99%,but the next thing u see is downloading fail...LWKMD |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by fredoooooo: 10:33pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Funkymallam: i'm sure , you must be resting without the the mortar now ? |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Les: 10:36pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.A Very biiiiiiiiiiiiG PUNISHment! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Les: A Very biiiiiiiiiiiiG PUNISHment!Eyah ! Ur punishment must be very painful o |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
When u catch ür best friend on top of your fiancée on April 1st.....doing the thing and they both shout April fool.....lol.... 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by HonSuQMaDIQ(m): 10:43pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member. Give jesus a big hand! Brethren step up to d pulpit so dat pastor seun can lay hand on u. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
WHEN YOU GET SLAPPED BY YOUR PASTOR. 1 Like |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Les: 11:00pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz:sure say you are new here? de way you carry de face all man here, Seems like you were s.ex starved in ur past life. Beta punishment! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
Les: sure say you are new here? de challenge all man here. Seems like you were s.ex starved in ur past life. Beta punishment!U too sound like epitome of sex starvation o. Chei! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Les: 11:07pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
shenaz:Me we don taste your nanny nu.nu finish. Sh.it! It too sour! |
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Toppie2(f): 11:09pm On Jun 02, 2012 |
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."lol! this one nah familysupportprogramme (ogun idile) |
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