1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,
why are whales fat?
2. We have freedom of speech,
then why do we have telephone bills?
3. If money doesn’t grow on
trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Why doesn’t glue stick to its
bottle?
5. If you aren’t supposed to
drink and drive why do bars have
packing lots?
6. If to abbreviate is to make a
word short, why is abbreviation
such a long word?
7. If attendance at an event is
strictly by invitation, why
publicize it on TV?