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Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists?You'll need a rotating camera for this. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Afam4eva(m): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
If one becomes too conscious of these things, one may mistakenly kill himself without knowing. Imagine looking left and right for cars, up for planes and down for bombs and 360 for kidnapper and suddenly you die of heart attack. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Greysouth: 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Caution!!!wen slpn alwz be alert,åήƌ dnt S̤̥̈̊ τ̩̩̥ ε̲̣̣̣̥ ǝ̩̥ ρ̩̩̩̩̥ in ur huz ßƭ unda a tree so it cn wage d scrab plan wen falln |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by str8talk1: 2:06pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
2good: I actually saw a modified version from a friend quoted below:While crossing d road get an handkerchief to cover ur nose against tear gas D |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Afam4eva(m): 2:16pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
str8_talk:Don't forget to buy a police detection device so that you can detect policemen miles away |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
hahaha...this thread is so funny. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by meerkat(m): 4:02pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Ignatio: Chai! how did we get here? We took cab |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by lawbabs: 4:19pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
ismhab: How to cross road in And look for Okada for they might be armed robbers... Too SAD |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by joelala(m): 4:50pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
2good: you couldnt have said it more... |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by greatgod2012(f): 5:11pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
u're right man. Ibi ta bara wa de niyen |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by kingralph(m): 6:11pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Nigeria operates in a system differnt from the develped worlds' who incidentally propose ideas on how to cross a road. it thus follows that there is no clear-cut method on how to cross any road in Nigeria |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
......And don't forget to look inward, cause you are part of the problem! |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by swagalish: 6:42pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
nice one. But how do one sleep again? |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Afam4eva(m): 7:59pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
swagalish: nice one.You sleep with one eye open in order to look out for armed robbers. While sleeping, you dare not dream or else Naija witches and wizards will be chasing you in your dream. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Harmvirus(f): 9:25pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
lol |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by chinig(m): 9:35pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Dot forget to look your front for trigger-happy policemen abeg!! |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Goldieluks: 12:27am On Jun 08, 2012 |
Obiagu1: How to cross roads in Nigeria. Look left and right for cars, look up for |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Godogwu: 2:23am On Jun 08, 2012 |
velo10: Insecurity is one of our biggest challenges. even foreigners do not feel safe in Nigeria anymore. So far at least 4 kidnapping of foreigners that have made the news this year. Bomb explosions keep soaring per the day. There's like no month where Nigeria doesn't hit international news stands for something negative. What pisses me off most is that we are have leaders who dont do what they ought. Oh, they don't do what they are ought?, What exactly do you suggest they do?...no offense but you seem to have all the answers to Nigeria's problems. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Godogwu: 2:24am On Jun 08, 2012 |
Funny....an exaggeration tho.. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:02am On Jun 08, 2012 |
Lollll. |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Emioga: 3:47am On Jun 08, 2012 |
Lol! |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Victorjoseph(m): 9:54am On Jun 08, 2012 |
Haba!na wa oo- why shuld u insult our gr8t nation like dis_kia 9ja don suffa 4 d hands of its citizens. Ok Whc direction shuld we look against picking pocketers |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by honeric01(m): 10:03am On Jun 08, 2012 |
pronime: that's not true because safety is of the lord Next time, when crossing that busy road, do not watch, just go in straight since safety is of the lord.. fanatic |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by Dt03(m): 12:34pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
sunjetg: Which direction do u look for ritualists? The same for kidnappers |
Re: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by rissky009(m): 2:35pm On Jun 09, 2012 |
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