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| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by teskyg: 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
[b]mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog). I wan die with laugh. 1 Like |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Buskete(m): 1:25pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Scholastica, Agatha, Philomena and all those breakthrough inspired names like Success, Goodness, Marvellous, Victory, Delight and so on... 3 Likes |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by iyke648(m): 1:29pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
I can neva name my child obumneke, chikere,mathias, ogbuefi, Nwosu, agatha, agu  |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by SuyaEater(m): 1:31pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
d-i-c-k |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Brite02(m): 1:33pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
9-zeros:what a name? |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by bababuff(m): 1:34pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
bonboy, arabambi, priye, okumagba, akika |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Brite02(m): 1:36pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
iyke648: I can neva name my child obumneke, chikere,mathias, ogbuefi, Nwosu, agatha, agule aha e ge bu nmadu nothing go make me give my children such names |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by NonsoChris(m): 1:36pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
9-zeros: 9-zeros: |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by achi4u(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
afam4eva:ejizina aha obodo mmadu akpa uka ochi .Ejirigom nwayo na agu edemede gi na atumatu gi(contributions)gbasara ndi Abakaliki. ugbu a; nkedu ihe ndi Abakaliki mere gi? nkedu ihe mere iji akpu ndi Abakaliki n'onu oge obula? n'ikpeazu,i bianugo Abakaliki? *sorry for the insult but YOU must desist from bashing any of your fellow igbo tribe. 1 Like |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Franasoan(f): 1:38pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Agwu = insane onuma= anger dickson mgbeke adaora=ada= first daughter ,,,,,ora= public |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by dani1luv: 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
[size=13pt]MOSHOOD ABIOLA [/size] |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
I ain't going anywhere near English names. I also detest names like Sarah, Janet, Rebecca, Ruth, etc, I mean what's the point? 1 Like |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Brite02(m): 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
for someone answering ekuwtos, that person is/was a talkative |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by dani1luv: 1:45pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
[size=13pt]offering [/size] |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Chanchit:_ "Her"? I'm not a crotch-bleeding demon (no offence ladies). "Mentality"? So I'm not allowed to like 'unlocal' names 'cause I find said names exotic? Go eat a decomposed, deformed orang-utan! |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by gfarinho: 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
UNLEASHED: UNLEASHED:laff don injure me o |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by gfarinho: 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
clifford obasanjo akala adedibu ibori mutallab ivy blue vic o |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Smilenw(f): 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Sometime ago, while we were waiting for our Lagos bound flight, a non-nigerian ground staff announced loudly, "Mister..(She stopped n stared at the list with a genuinely surprised look on her face)..Mr. Shit you, please step forward" An embarrassed 'Shittu' immediately walked up to her n corrected her. 5 Likes |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by emmke(m): 1:55pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Danjuma, Bulus, and most names with letter U . |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Tgirl4real(f): 1:57pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Tgirl4real: I can never name my chile Goodluck Ebele Jonathan In addition . . . Jennykadry, Busybody, Debosky, ileke-idi, ibadi-aran, adumadan. ROFLOL Seriously, i don't see any sense in naming your child; Great, success, victory, strong, sunday, monday, lawanson (lol) I will write more when I remember.  |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by nagoma(m): 1:58pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Ojukwu, kwaghe, Reuben |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by NonsoChris(m): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Felicia,Patricia,Margareth aka Maggi,Junior. My grandmother named her female goat Monica,and to my utmost amazement,anytime you called that there,anywhere the goat dey,it just go run come. Then,anytime i dey there,i go laugh tire. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by yankidelta(m): 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Junior is a no no.Hate the name wiv a passion! |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by DaraAlina(f): 2:00pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Growing up here in the states... I suggest your child name shouldn't embrace any of these things : Colors ( Blue, Ivy, Magenta) I don't care if Beyonce and Jay-Z did it Food (Kobe, Muffin, Apple) So what the basketball billionaire and Gwenth Paltrow have the nerve ? Liquor ( Alize, Chardonnay ) The child's name shouldn't sound like a stripper's name ... Cars ( Mercedes, Lexus)... It gives people a sense that you didn't have no social awarness Animals ( Puma, Jaguar, Tiger, Deer) ... That's abuse okay !!! Numbers ( Seven, Six ) I actually came across names like this too.. you're not Erykah Badu A Actual Name of a City ( Brooklyn, Paris, Asia, China, America ).. Sad but funny I have a cousin name Nigeria.. I might let that slide ... Clothing Brands ( Christian Dior, Marc Jacobs, Louis Vuittion) Should I even elaborate ? !!! Emotional Feelings ( Innocent, Happy, Delightful, Delicious) I would personally slap the parent silly !!! Adjective, Verb or Adverb that can be used for mockery ( Smart, Knowledge or Serenity etc...) What happens if the child does the opposite MOST OF ALL DON'T NAME YOUR CHILD -------> JESUS !!!!... It's too much to live up too... I love Jesus but there is only one and let him be it !!! Yes Indeed !!! 8 Likes |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by waters2012: 2:01pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog) Is he your brother? How come he broke your dogs leg?  1 Like |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nathan00(m): 2:02pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Sukuratu,shalewa,lukumon,morin,....... |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by subzero2(m): 2:02pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Hyginus Cyracus Polinus Policarp; n all d "pollies" Angelina Augustina Susanna. Oboy my native names sweet die. Hear dem: Azuna Sinichi/Binichi Chinwo Oroma Nyesom. ETC :DHyginus Cyracus Polinus Policarp; n all d "pollies" Angelina Augustina Susanna. Oboy my native names sweet die. Hear dem: Azuna Sinichi/Binichi Chinwo Oroma Nyesom. ETC |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Yorisb: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
achi4u: ejizina aha obodo mmadu akpa uka ochi Ibu onye Abakaliki? |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by blank(f): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Halima, Tokunbo, Muyiwa, Maduka, Perpetual, Marcellinus, Linda, etc. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by sadyeek(m): 2:04pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
SimonAndal: No Nigerian name, that's for sure. If I had a say in the matter, my 'rents wouldn't've given me a local (Igbo/Nigerian) name, seeing as they both have English names. :-C [size=16pt]why is it only male names, I kind of like your taste though.. But they are a lil bit far fetched and extreem.. I love unique names too.. [/size] |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by waters2012: 2:04pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
SimonAndal: Gutter language are not allowed please. |
| Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Smilenw(f): 2:05pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
This happened sometime back at the Dxb airport. Passengers had started boarding when a ground staff (non-nigerian) announced loudly "Mister...(She stopped and stared at the list with a genuine surprise) Mister sh*t you Ibrahim, please step aside". An embarrassed 'Shittu' immediately walked up to her and corrected his name |
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