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Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by cogsej06(m): 3:13pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Patience Endurance, NO WAY!!! |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by ace4luv69(m): 3:15pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
If u name ur daughter dame patience, there is tendency dat she will be veri bad in english language! |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by LewsTherin: 3:21pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Neighbour of mine called his son Bruno and his dog Owolabi :-P |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by CARLISTO77(m): 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
I don't understand why so many Nigerians are sadistic and barbaric in their asseverations. A simple topic is being turned into dirge of preposterousness. Putin de mierde. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Romanus Modestus Alphonsus Assumpta Bonaventure Cosmos Hycinth Rosanna Mgbeke Ekaette 1 Like |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by philipstanley(m): 3:38pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
I will never name my child BULL, PATIENCE, ENDURANCE, LINDA, MARY, DURI, BABA, HATEFULL, SUNDAY, MONDAY, SATURDAY ETC. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Biggyd2: 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
[quote author=DaraAlina] Adjective, Verb or Adverb that can be used for mockery ( Smart, Knowledge or Serenity etc...) What happens if the child does the opposite You had me cracking ma ribs. The above paragraph reminds me of a classmate in school named BALANCE. I mean, what were his parents thinking. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by TheShopKeeper(m): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog) Lol... |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by knotty(m): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
SUNMONU |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by DaraAlina(f): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
[quote author=Biggyd2][/quote] See... Biggy !!!!.... BALANCE .. what happens if he bust his ass playing football or simply walking down the street !!!... hahahaha Lame parents |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Biggyd2: 3:50pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
webmastern: ogborogenerukokoumukorodafe Huh |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Biggyd2: 3:58pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
That's why I like NL. We can be called the names we like(not necessarily our real names. Some names on NL make me laff too.But thanks you really made me laff. Same to all NL that made my day on this post. Luv ya all. DaraAlina: |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by ebicon(f): 4:00pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
continuing words like blessing,offering. Adjectives,verbs and adverbs like rich,knowledge,compromise,intelligent.etc. And names like Temple,halleluyah 1 Like |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Afolabs101: 4:03pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Orji (orgy) Titi (as in big titi's) Hitler (tru tru, there's a Local Govt Chairman in Plateau State called Hitler Dada) My kids must have Nigerian names and definitely no adjectives as names e.g.: Patience, Mercy, ThankGod, Blessing, Promise, Hope, etc |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Afolabs101: 4:04pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
oh, and no difficult to pronounce names like Gbolahan (no offense to anyone bearing this or the previous names) |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Afam4eva(m): 4:06pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Afolabs101: oh, and no difficult to pronounce names like Gbolahan (no offense to anyone bearing this or the previous names)The name sounds like someone who's puking(no offence). |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Biggyd2: 4:06pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
;[quote author=Elose11]Scholastica (Scholar), Bonboy! Seriouly, people still bear such names? Lovely one, thanks. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Biggyd2: 4:13pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
DaraAlina: Just read your post again and laff wan finish me die. Tnx dear. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by ObamaUS: 4:18pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
what about OFUAFULUAGU MBAKA?There is a nollywood guy that bears that name. Another sexy name is DONGILA KEMEBARADIKOMU |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Afolabs101: 4:24pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
If my name was "Shittu" I would have legally changed it the moment I turned 18 Again, no offense to anyone bearing that name |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Afam4eva(m): 4:26pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
ObamaUS: what about OFUAFULUAGU MBAKA?There is a nollywood guy that bears that name.It's Ofiafulagu Mbaka...the name sounds like that of a warrior. |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by ariyebaba(m): 4:29pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
DANA DEJO SULE NIGERIA ( 9JA ) FOOLISH IDIOT BASTARD REV KING OBJ IBB ABACHA & lots more............... |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by adetunrayo(f): 4:30pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(mydog) This is funny mennnnnnnn 1 Like |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by RoadStar: 4:37pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
DAUDA : That name has been scarred for life. Ochuko : Slang for a loose person I like Yoruba girl names like Ronke, Funke, Bimbo, Shade, Bunmi etc Yoruba male names on the other hand don do it 4 me Dauda, Idowu, Gbenga, Jimoh, Kunle etc |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by dabrake(m): 4:39pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
arsene wenger, andy caroll |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by dabrake(m): 4:42pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
what were parents thinking when they name their child(ren) ashley, alexia, . . . ? |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by mapet: 4:49pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
:ROTFL mr_man: ESUPOFO, meaning the devil has failed. i know a man that gave his child this name. People call him baba esu i.e father of the DEVIL, and call the boy ESU wen they want to bully him. i guess the name is really affecting him because he has some devilish tendencies just last week he broke clinton's leg(my dog) |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by methodman(m): 4:49pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
And what is wrong with the name Babatunde? |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by mapet: 4:55pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
You're just like my friend, naming his sons some fake and nonsense American names - Shawn-Parker, Daryl-walker, Jaden-Forlon.....utter rubbish SimonAndal: No Nigerian name, that's for sure. If I had a say in the matter, my 'rents wouldn't've given me a local (Igbo/Nigerian) name, seeing as they both have English names. :-C 1 Like |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by hbrednic: 4:57pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
HITLER BUSH OR OFIA NWEKE,NWAFOR,NWANKWO OMOBORIOWO(WORST NAME ON EARTH) GODGIVE JECINTA GUADALUPE LONGJOHN OTUNMBA |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
mapet: You're just like my friend, naming his sons some fake and nonsense American names - Shawn-Parker, Daryl-walker, Jaden-Forlon.....utter rubbish_ Must I name my child Mgbeke Latifat Temitolulope Ogboghevo, or some sort of rubbish, unsexy name before you're happy? Go suck donkey diçk! |
Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by Ninilowo(m): 5:09pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
Yakubu Ayegbeni sanni Kaita |
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