Abeg cool down for Jona and Aganga jobs were actually created but for 1.4 million ghosts only, abi u no wan make ghost feed im family too

Let federal government published the names of all the people that benefit from the job and their phone numbers don`t scam us Mr.Presido

I believe the question we should be asking is, How much are they being paid as salary? The majority of the 1.4m employees may not earn above N10,000 per month because they are working in "One Man Business" companies. Let's not blame the minister who's dealing with figures/statistics given to by parastatals under his ministry.

I believe the question we should be asking is, How much are they being paid as salary? The majority of the 1.4m employees may not earn above N10,000 per month because they are working in "One Man Business" companies. Let's not blame the minister who's dealing with figures/statistics given to by parastatals under his ministry.

I feel like celebrating this remarkable achievement on d street. Do u think I will be lynched?

billante: Nairaland bandwagon effect at work! Even people that graduated with pass are expecting aganga to give them work!

So they are not entitled to Nigerian dream because they graduated with pass? You are a braindead f[i]a[/i]g

1.4 million jobs?chai. . .nigeria d commedy center.

ACM10:

So because they are not entitled to Nigerian dream because they graduated with pass? You are a braindead f[i]a[/i]g

dnt mind the useless tinx,watin hin graduate wit,i gues he has never been to high institution

MILITANTS JOB, ABI

okpurukata: I believe him. There is a flurry of activities at the Onne free zone. Increased activity in oil and gas tOo.

A PH resident just gave credence to d Onne zone story. Jobs r certainly being created.

ACM10:

So they are not entitled to Nigerian dream because they graduated with pass? You are a braindead f[i]a[/i]g

So people that came out with pass are not Nigerians, I just understand how we reason sometimes. If some graduate with pass means he or she has to die jobless.
I rest my case.

Pls move this thread to the jokes portal ASAP

Ozonna:

A PH resident just gave credence to d Onne zone story. Jobs r certainly being created.

did u read this?

Demdem:

Big Lie. I go to Onne every other day. Enough activities no doubt but bringing in new jobs in thousands isnt so. Hopefully the jobs are still on the way

Abrakatabratic exageratn. i dey laff o! ;DAbrakatabratic exageratn. i dey laff o!

Please if you got any of this jobs stated by Aganga. Please signify. maybe you can explain how i can get one too. if i no be militant at least i can be fake fg worker.

This govt must be f/u/c/king CRAZY!!!

1.4 million jobs my foot I think d dude is retarded and he needs turpentine

1.4 million jobs my foot I think d dude is RETARDED and he needs turpentine

I disagree that banking created jobs, taking into account the incessant axing of bankers including two of my hardworking friends

It all depends on what you are looking @, if earning income no matter how small is working, then jobs were created but the jobs are too few compare with the youth unemployment ravaging naija and europe!!!! Afterall, a man that earns nothing now earns 18k would say he is working! since our youth have sworn to be flying paper qualifications without innovation and skills, let us continue to wait for govt to employ us!

1.4 million jobs!na joke,na lie.

Sorry house, i simply apologise on behalf of d minister, he meant to say: 1.4 million job was lost within 12 mnths courtesy fg policy.

Basketmouth! Basketmouth oooo!!! Ehn, i beg come see correct joke add for you next show jare. Yeye dey smell. Shioor!

billante:

I didn't say they are suppose to create 10 million! I said about 10 million jobs are needed yearly to reduce unemployment in d country to d barest minimum...beside jobs creation is not d job of FG alone its a combination of private sector and the govt at every level...govt are not even meant to create jobs...they are suppose to create the enabling environment and a vibrant private sector will spring up and create those jobs...govt gave dangote enabling environment and he is churning out jobs like mad!!!

out of 150billion nigerians,one persn was given d chance to create jobs and u think its funny? They'll ban things and give him license to import those banned items and u think its funny?

Mehn i don laff tire....is there another Nigeria in mars cos i heard its earth twin....but we don pass this kind of lie level na

bobbydbobo: Pls does anyone have an idea of how much a fresh graduate earns in the Nigerian Ministry of Foreign Affairs?? Pls very important !

50k

Aganga is really high on something.

cjfavour: out of 150billion nigerians,one persn was given d chance to create jobs and u think its funny? They'll ban things and give him license to import those banned items and u think its funny?

Total world population is about <5% of total population in Nigeria?
Check your figures again Sir

WHERE!!!!!

Education is supposed to be an advantage but I have realised that it is many peoples disadvantage and undoing.

1. Thousands are receiving SME loans for business everyday of between 50k to 800k(sometimes more) at different levels. If you are not aware and are not benefiting, it is your problem, not Aganga's.

2. If you think that the owner of a keke napep is not making money, again you are the one f00ling yourself. Your education has simply blinded you to opportunities. Fact: a keke napep driver makes more money than a regular bank worker. If you doubt it, go to Ikeja and do a research.

3. SMEs are the building blocks of any nation, not white collar government jobs. So if your idea of Job creation is to see advert from government ministries, I pity you.

4. Anyone who says he has been pushing CVs around for months is either a. Too proud to do available jobs, b. Too greedy to start from somewhere, c. A liar or d. An id1ot! There are job adverts everywhere. So you cannot come here and say there are no jobs. What you could say is those jobs don't fit your desired job expectation or pay and that is a problem everywhere in the world.

5. Like someone pointed above, the government sure is creating jobs but these jobs are far from adequate considering the population explosion Nigeria is experiencing and many other factors.

6. I think what is required right now is the completion of the power privatization because this is the biggest thing plaguing SMEs. If they can fast track the power process, we can have a major lift in terms of job creation.

[i][/i] [b][/b] u guys re just too funny. lmo

Sealeddeal: Well,it could be true.btt i wonder y GEJ didnt mention dat while presenting democracy day broadcast or was he not informed or was the statistic not available then? I think one person here got one of the said job.lets see.

What our dear president mentioned was that 1200 youths have benefitted from his administration's reforms in job creation to curb unemployment. Unemployed youths that flood the already oversaturated labor market each year from NYSC is as much as 100,000-to join the millions of unemployed youths...and he's administration has helped 1200 of them. Staggeringly compelling statistics, wont you say
P.S. Dont u wonder why d president's statistics and that of the minister doesnt tally *raised-eyebrow*