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Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Why isn't the domestic fowl an endangered species? Hm, Ishilove. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 4:23pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
firestar: Why isn't the domestic fowl an endangered species?Yes, firestar? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
^Ever tried your tactic on a turkey? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
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Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by ITbomb(m): 4:50pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
What Ishilove thinks is chasing a fowl
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Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by ITbomb(m): 4:52pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
what we actually believe is chasing a fowl
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Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by shylladear(f): 4:52pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Ishilove: lolz! be sure dat i'll do that |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Saluman(m): 4:58pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
I fear the OP! A woman killing a chicken with such violence What stops her from doing the same to a mans gbola when she is hungry for em...the thing? |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by deebrain(m): 5:04pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Funny...but OP the ways u listed look like stealing. |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by esere826: 5:39pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
I must commend the writer of this post for doing a great job of writing and entertaining us throughout the year. I have therefore clicked on this thread => https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/3 and typed 'ishilove' as a vote of confidence on her prolific and God given skills to awe us Ishilove, a toast to you as we get into a Newyear. "may you have triplets in three succession, and may your bossom still be like FIFA balls when you are in your 80's" |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:43pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
firestar: ^Ever tried your tactic on a turkey?Hahahahahahaha!!! Hell nah! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:45pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
esere826: I must commend the writer of this post for doing a great jobJeezus! JEESuS!!!! Lmao! Lmao! I'm speechless |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:46pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
ITbomb: What Ishilove thinks is chasing a fowlLwkmd!! Nairaland ehhhhh!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
esere826: I must commend the writer of this post for doing a great jobJESUS!!!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by lomprico(m): 6:39pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Ishilove: Sight target {preferably the pesky neighbourhood cock who goes around terrorising and raping the hens} and close in with a handful of maize in one hand and a big fat stick in the other. When you are close enough,toss the maize and call the target. Guy! Am sure u don tif chicken well well b4 |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by firestar(f): 6:42pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Ishilove:Ha, why nau? Na bonanza be dat! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by illicit(m): 7:22pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
@ishi, see no fowl will see u carryong a big stick in hand and still follow u come chop corn at ur feet, unless u r talkin agric mumu fowl, not those ones in my area. Method me and my housemates use back then, close d door leading to ur backyard, leave ur kictchen door open and close all room doors, open d front door amd litter grain all around the floor of the passage from ur verandah straight to d kitchen, walk away and watch from the nearby bush or tree, whichever u prefer, chickens will come in in multitude, now go in after dem with ur pals and lock d front door after u, u will select and catch d best and leave d rest. #it works# |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by simdam500(m): 7:49pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Nice write up. D funniest part is d pix. Lmao |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by lagcity(m): 9:09pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Very funny thread. Reminds me how we dey take catch teachers' chicken for FGC |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by abdullkabar(m): 10:11pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
omo see laying in ambush 4 iya sikira's fawu |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by abdullkabar(m): 10:15pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
omo see laying in ambush 4 iya sikira's fawu |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 10:17pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
illicit: @ishi, see no fowl will see u carryong a big stick in hand and still follow u come chop corn at ur feet, unless u r talkin agric mumu fowl, not those ones in my area.E be like sey fowl tif plenty for area |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by abdullkabar(m): 10:21pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
4 d picx.imagine tryin 2 catch a fawu nd it corkx an AK47 at u na Begging tinx:oko iya mi jo dakun 2 Likes |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
abdullkabar:Lmao!!! Werey!!! |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by illicit(m): 10:53pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Ishilove:Lol no be me o, I just overheard a guy tellin his friends dis story so I tot I shd share# |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 11:40pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
illicit:Toh,if you say so |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 2:17am On Dec 16, 2012 |
I dunnoooo! maybe it's the area, or environment. Mayb culture or ethnicity, mayb mama or papo upbringing or idiosyncracy, or maybe it's outrightly the Nigeria effect. WoW! For a lady to post a thing like this, it's thrilling. I mean, it's so hilarious on it's own, but wen I finishd reading it,I assumed it to be a male. Then seeing "Ishilove", u must be one unique character. I so like u already. That's intriguing. Nice one |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by maxman10(m): 2:21am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Commenting on the post. I quickly realised that this is mostly applicable (90%) on agric fowls. Cos if it's a village or 'okuko igbo' (as we call it here), then you'll have a 30% chance of luring it in that manner. It might not even look at you. Even after you might have dropped the grains and moved away a considerable distance, it wll stll be relluctnt to step any closer still. They are mostly chased or pursued, hehe |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:42am On Dec 16, 2012 |
maxman10: Commenting on the post. I quickly realised that this is mostly applicable (90%) on agric fowls. Cos if it's a village or 'okuko igbo' (as we call it here), then you'll have a 30% chance of luring it in that manner. It might not even look at you. Even after you might have dropped the grains and moved away a considerable distance, it wll stll be relluctnt to step any closer still.Lol. They are lesser intelligent specie so If you play your game right, then 'okuko' of all ethnicity will fall into your trap...and pot of soup. Hehehe... |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 5:44am On Dec 16, 2012 |
maxman10: I dunnoooo! maybe it's the area, or environment. Mayb culture or ethnicity, mayb mama or papo upbringing or idiosyncracy, or maybe it's outrightly the Nigeria effect.Thank you, I like you too. 1 Like |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by esere826: 6:41am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Hi readers This is xmas season, a period to give back It takes a lot of effort and creativity to write such a thread Please remember to show your appreciation to the writer by voting her in this section=> https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/3 simply click and type ishilove Thanks Have a wonderful xmas and a happy newyear |
Re: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Ishilove: 8:36am On Dec 16, 2012 |
esere826: Hi readers |
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