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Newlywed Game by ennyluv6(f): 4:44pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me." So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested. The husband says, "I can deal with that." He takes off her shirt and shouts, "Boy! you are small, but I love you nyway." The husband says, "I have something to confess also." She says, "No matter what I will still love you." He says, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there." She says, "I can deal with that." So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up. She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?" He says, "Yeah, 7lbs, 21inches." |
Re: Newlywed Game by Migines(m): 4:49pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
Deeeeuuumm. Datts a'lordof meat. |
Re: Newlywed Game by saucekid(m): 4:56pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMBFAO |
Re: Newlywed Game by Oracle(m): 3:03am On Dec 04, 2007 |
Damn, that is extreme |
Re: Newlywed Game by kronkykay(m): 7:56am On Dec 04, 2007 |
bolo |
Re: Newlywed Game by Migines(m): 9:38am On Dec 04, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Newlywed Game by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
chie! i love dat! hahahha |
Re: Newlywed Game by bagoma(f): 1:30pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
story! |
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