It's no news that Ituen and Tessybaby have now been married for 25 years and just celebrated their 60th birthdays recently. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. Tessybaby wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the Ituen's turn. He paused for a moment, thinking he can play the mugu, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90,

GOD FORBID

_{closes thread from Ituen and all other members especially kronky, mig and freezy}

lock thread up wid padlock and dispose's key into the a well

happy anniversary or adversary

*_{Locks the well with another padlock and throws the key into river Niger}*

*locks up river niger so no one finds the key*
phewwwwwww
freezy must not see this'

*transfers river niger and hids it under the red sea*

*transfers river niger and hids it under the red sea*
*wipes sweat*
phew! Great work, guys.

*transfers river niger and hids it under the red sea*
*wipes sweat*
phew! Great work, guys.

thanx guys, for helping me close this thread
_{ituen must not see this thread}

You guys are something else u r all comedian

ituen where u dey,
don't allow them hget away with this

@djcrooky
shut up

hey u freaken pervert, i can't seem to tremember when ur name became ituen.
so mind ur freaken businees and shutup
ugly fiona

djcrooky wen did u become an ogre

well am the flying donkey, DJCROOKY i love that shreg animation and the donkey chracter lol

expecially where the dragon fell inlove lol

ITUEN is coming already.i saw him boarding a bus at oshodi.

*locks up red sea and sents it to space*

*carries space out of space*

*gives angel michelle $200 just to make sure*

I hope you're not trying to bribe the Angel

No, just making sure.

@migs i'm lmao.

well you dont have to stress your self, he's capable of diong it without your money, God's paying him already


_{*kneels down and pray*}
Abeg God forgive me and my nairalanders for all this nonsense whey we dey talk for here

*joins phinter in prayer.*
angel meko abeg nor ves bring d kishi.

@miggy

the kishi don enter my hand as all bribeable angels report to me

@tessy

i have seen this oh, matter of fact am dialing ituen right away

_{**ring rinng rinng*}


@ALL

all of una wey dey carry river niger hide under red sea,

una don pay me access fee?

any way sha,

_{mee too i like hide space for my cupboard.}

*silence kronkay with a tec-9 gun for saying rubbish and spiting sh*t out of his mouth*.
Migs what u did was absolutely wrong, how can you bribe st pete', now hand that money over to me.
*smiles as the money gets to my hand*.

Damn it, ituen finally found out.
*kidnappings' ituen nd taketh he hostages so that he wasn't retaliation to somebody.*
english a tough language.

problem dey oh.

my kidnapper cant speak english. Hw will he demand my ransom?

Find ituen, tie up his legs and arms and slash his throat like the freaking animal he his

i'd have loved to do just that, but i hate blood on my hands.

and as for the kidnapper wey no fit speak english,

try go nyt school abeg

1 dey yur backyard, yes i know

just do it now

@kidnappers
please how much do u want as ransom?
am ready to pay just to release my darlyne Ituen

@Ituen
baby don't cry i will get u out of there

@Kronky
You caused this and u will pay for this