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| New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 7:07am On Jun 23, 2012 |
New dictionary word... Farouk (VerB): To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring. Past tense: farouked Example: To farouk is human Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence. Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups. Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis Adjective Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish Adverb Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically. 1 Like |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 7:54am On Jun 23, 2012 |
Nice concept |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 8:40am On Jun 23, 2012 |
Nice one.  How would you define Okonjo, Diezani and Lamido?  |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Vivly(f): 11:06am On Jun 23, 2012 |
I luv this |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
wow!!!!! very creative i don laugh fall inside gutter  |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
Aww.....i luv dis.  :* |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by sqlerror: 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
NEW WORD FROM UNIVERSITY OF NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, ABUJA. Course : FARCROOK. Course code : Otedollar-101 1. FAROUK - To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video clip. 2. FAROUKER - A person who farouks. 3. FAROUKEE - A person who is farouked. 4. FAROUKOLOGY - The study of bribe collection and denial of evidence 5. FAROUKRACY - Goverment of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers. 6. FAROUKISM - The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups 7. FAROUKIOSIS - A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial 8. FAROUKISH - Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial. 9. FAROUKISTICALLY - Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.......@Dr.'Lere Olayinka..Phd(Pdp),M.sc(pdp) and Bsc(pdp).... |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 8:03am On Jun 24, 2012 |
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| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by saddler: 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
@all,thanks for ur comments. |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by habayommy: 3:39pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
YeparipaAaaaaaaaaa........still laughing |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
this post has been facrooked |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Onyeasi(m): 11:45pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
LWTMBelle |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:48am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Hehehe . . . |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 2:51am On Jun 25, 2012 |
~vicky~:  |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
mikuz: Mikuz Mikuz |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mikuz(m): 8:28pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
~vicky~:i love it when you say my name. |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by tobex23(m): 8:54pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
This is so funny.....nice concePT |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 4:49pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
This thread is faroukly faroukous |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:50pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
Nawa for al dis farucative worlds frm farookianism people |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by lilkech(m): 5:59pm On Jun 26, 2012 |
^^^ you must be an ' ote-dollar-list ' |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Obere4u: 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
This trend is faroukable |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by mirage(m): 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
Man you need to stope this FAROUKCOMIC b4 i decide to charge u 4 FAROUKISM or i will send u to FAROUKANIA ISLAND |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by rash47(m): 7:57pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Hahahahahah,nice one-waiting for otedollar |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 29, 2012 |
Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft. |
| Re: New Word In D Dictionary. by bright007(f): 5:40am On Jun 30, 2012 |
Fit2Rule: Iboriology.. The political study of money laundering and state theft.  |
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