αηу тιмє ι ѕєє ∂ яє∂ ℓιgнт ση му вв ι тнσυgнт ιт ωαѕ υ..

3rdparty: Do these chat up lines really work?

Of course, they do work, really.

Larry-Sun:


Of course, they do work, really.

Especially abt d guy dat farted

Larry-Sun:


Of course, they do work, really.

Especially abt d guy dat farted

U may av chemistry with him but u av history wit me.

lawizle:

Especially abt d guy dat farted

Especially abt d guy dat farted

Oh! No, not at all...I wouldn't recommend that line.

Ÿ'all saying stories...i wanna furk you crazy girl

Royal Roy: all these things you have, are they all yours?

y did u chng wat i typed

Btw, @ur kestion, yes its all mine. Wanna peep

netbizness: Ÿ'all saying stories...i wanna furk you crazy girl

CHRIST! This dude should be chained!

Guy: hey!! I fink is high tyme I called my Pastor
Girl: Why??
Guy: ma pastor instructed me" Wheneva u find love, call me"

no dullin: Guy: hey!! I fink is high tyme I called my Pastor
Girl: Why??
Guy: ma pastor instructed me" Wheneva u find love, call me"

I like this! It's impressive. I don't think any girl would still keep a stony face after hearing it. Except of course, the pepper sellers...so, keep off them.

Sijo01:

y did u chng wat i typed

Btw, @ur kestion, yes its all mine. Wanna peep

Is dis an actual ? or a line?

1.me; Am I invincible?
Girl: no
Me: can u see me?
girl: sure
Me: are u sure u can see me?
girl: yea, why
Me: how about tomorow, coffee? Tea? a movie

2.You are so beautiful u made me forget my pickup line
3. I spent over a grand on viagra today only to come here and see you and find out i dont need it after all
4. Me;If u were a tree You would be that tree
Girl: why?
me: cos I like that tree

TWO OF MY FAVE LINES GUY:THERE'S STH NEW ABT U TODAY GAL:WHAT? GUY:IS IT UR HAIR? Gal:nah,tis not new guy:ur bag? Gal:tis not guy:u jst met a new frnd,my name is.... The second is guy:am i late? Gal:for wt? Guy:to be a frnd.my name is.... THIS WORKS AL D TYM

doyindav:

Is dis an actual ? or a line?

doz it reali matter

Baby my container is in Alaba... how many plates of nkwobi can you finish? i will make it times 2...

lawizle:


Ode oshi


Ode oshi

Dopemu

27naira:

Baby my container is in Alaba... how many plates of nkwobi can you finish? i will make it times 2...

LOL

cindyrella: If I follow you home will u keep me??

w'll find out... i wud think about it.... ok, YES!

;Danytym i see you,my heart dey do me jigijigi lyk railway.anytym i see you,my heart dey do me jigijigi lyk railway.anytym i see you,my heart dey do me jigijigi lyk railway.

come sit on my lap and let's discuss the first thing that pops up

Sijo01:

doz it reali matter

ok! oya open open!
*removes glasses*

1. Sweetheart, will u guide me through your wet parts to your heaven?...that's after a beautiful long lasting oral sexx and she's so ready to go there!
2. sweetheart, tomorrow morning, someone's gonna knock on your door and deliver my head in your hands, i'm sure u will be convinced i truly love u...that's ideal when she alwys doubt your love.
3. and seriously i love ds line, once my finance asked me if i didn't 'toast' any girl on my way home..then i said,
sweetheart, no. Cos there's none else i want. But if i've met u 100times, i wld have toasted u a million times!
4. and after a successful climax, i alwys kiss her full lips and say, 'thank u' before standing up!

U r d only tension cable in my life.

Money is not our problem but how to spend it. ( Gowon said that to Victoria and the following month the were man and wife)

1. I think about you only once a day, because you never left ma mind.
2. Your feet must be tired, because you been running through ma mind all day.
3. You are so cute, you could sell snow to an eskimo.

*Do u have a cellphone in ur backpocket?? Cuz dat asz is callin me. *If looks could kill, u would be a weapon used 4 mass destruction. *Damn girl u must be tired cos u've bin running tru my mind all day.

lola.luv:
1. I think about you only once a day, because you never left ma mind.
2. Your feet must be tired, because you been running through ma mind all day.
3. You are so cute, you could sell snow to an eskimo.

I didn't know ladies have cute first time flirty liners too.

All these for wetin naw ?

Mynd_44: If you were burning and I had pure water with me, I'd wash my legs with it

na so u wicked reach

U must be a speeding ticket cos u've got fine written all over u.

Have u got a bandage cos i've just scrapped my elbow fallin for u.

A diamond must be missing somewhere cos someone must have stolen them and put them in ur eyes.

Do you remember when you were a
little kid and you wanted a toy really
bad when you went to the store, but
your mom wouldn't let you get it, no
matter how much you begged?? Well
that's how I feel about you.