Beaf!:
Oops! Wrong thread
This is Ashawo Joint!

doublecross: i dont know about you guys but here is something you can use to win any fucking lady. plan with a friend of yours. tell him/her to call you after 5 mins having estimated the time you will approach the lady. when you get to her, introduce yourself and ask for her name. your phone rings and the conversation kicks off.
you: sup John
John: i am cool bro but there is something wrong with your jeep
you: the jeep?
John: yes
You: what's wrong
John: the brake has developed a fault
You: take 50 thousand from the room and go fix it now. have to use it in 30 mins time.

thats all you need. the girl is yours.

doublecross: i dont know about you guys but here is something you can use to win any fucking lady. plan with a friend of yours. tell him/her to call you after 5 mins having estimated the time you will approach the lady. when you get to her, introduce yourself and ask for her name. your phone rings and the conversation kicks off.
you: sup John
John: i am cool bro but there is something wrong with your jeep
you: the jeep?
John: yes
You: what's wrong
John: the brake has developed a fault
You: take 50 thousand from the room and go fix it now. have to use it in 30 mins time.

thats all you need. the girl is yours.

cindyrella:

Show off!
This sure won't work on me

lola.luv:


You bet I can't be replaced! That is because I'd rather cut it off than see another chick on your arm.
Read my lips: You're stuck with me bro!

Larry-Sun:


Are you lactating already?

doyindav:

Sitting on my face and allowing me eat my way up to your heart!

fluid26:

sure?
lemme work ur body...from ur twin towers...down to the opiotus!

Sijo01:

hmmm, while on it, b careful not to get hit by a flying missile.

kunletiwoo:

hmmm! mine would work on u Ooo....lolz

cindyrella:

Mind showing me yours?

kunletiwoo:

Sure! buh it's gonna hit when you least expect..

cindyrella:

I will be waiting

cindyrella:

Not really,

But if u keep up this way I might!

otodeluxe: Baby I will always love u, come rain or shine. I just realised am incomplete without you like rice without stew

sexkillz: Who tell you say rice without stew no complete?

If you no see stew, use red oil na.

fluid26:

u spin my head right round...when u go downnnnnn...

kunletiwoo:
lolz...Killz, which skool u finish? hahaha!

I remind u of something ba?

No mind all these kpomo boys wen dey form rice without stew give girl. . . Taa!

Na woman teach me the scope sef. . .

sexkillz: I remind u of something ba?

No mind all these kpomo boys wen dey form rice without stew give girl. . . Taa!

Na woman teach me the scope sef. . .

Sijo01:

hope some nuts/bolts did not fall off ur head?

fluid26:

every word I say is a calculated move...

Mynd_44: If you were burning and I had pure water with me, I'd wash my legs with it

Sijo01:

ar u an accountant
dey ar my favorite