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The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 11:49am On Jun 24, 2012 |
80,000 blondes are gathered for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "18!" Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then, 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "90?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "4?". Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Give her another chance! Give her another chance!... |
Re: The Blondes by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
*I wonder where the joke is* :/ |
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 12:47pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Harbioollah: *I wonder where the joke is* . . .Kip wondering blind fellow. . |
Re: The Blondes by jeezybuck: 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: LOL |
Re: The Blondes by ITbomb(m): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
this is the bomb. Guy u try no mind people wey WAEC dash t-shirt for English |
Re: The Blondes by Frostyzone(m): 1:34pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Too long to be a joke. And btw, the last time I checked, there weren't any blond Nigerian(unless you were talking about albinos) Which means you are either suffering from inferiority complex by attempting american jokes(which doesn't appeal to most africans) or plain stupid for believing that any sane person will laugh at your longish cr.ap. |
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 2:27pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Frostyzone: Too long to be a joke. And btw, the last time I checked, there weren't any blond Nigerian(unless you were talking about albinos). . So it means is only Nigerian jokes we must post here. . . . . Dickhead |
Re: The Blondes by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns:just what i was finking. U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so). I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused" * End Of Dicussion* dnt hav time 2 exchange words wit a celebrumless man* |
Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 3:18pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=Harbioollah] just what i was finking. U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so). I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused" u are very shtupid for these silly comments! have u done a joke before olodo! bunmi, never mind, this joke is a bommmmb!!! |
Re: The Blondes by Frostyzone(m): 4:09pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
See how y'all are defending ya stupidity. And those fools that are congratulating the delusional poster should please note, FYI;His post is demeaning to women by proxy. Implying that blonde women are dullards speaks volume of how y'all see women in real life.*SMH* |
Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 4:36pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Frostyzone: See how y'all are defending ya stupidity. And those fools that are congratulating the delusional poster should please note, FYI;His post is demeaning to women by proxy. Implying that blonde women are dullards speaks volume of how y'all see women in real life.*SMH* shake wetin?? head?. . .lol so u think say u get head? madman! look, the earlier u rush to the Gbagbo memorial hospital for brain surgery, the better for u o o o! wouf!!! |
Re: The Blondes by lilkech(m): 8:47pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
this post is in an intensive care unit at gbagbo memorial |
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 10:03pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Harbioollah:. . .I have an advice for you, go and jump inside canal. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Mat Wetter |
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 10:07pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
[quote author=NEW BIN][/quote] . . .Thanks jare. . . These ppl needs to be remanded in d Bin Memorial hospital for further treatment. . . |
Re: The Blondes by Johnny(m): 8:15am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Jokes like this are not meant for empty heads like we have here......This‘s a very funny joke.All the 80,000 blondes don‘t even know 2+2.Lolzzzz. 1 Like |
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