"In the famous words of the revered virgin , come again" - Bricktop in Snatch

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!!! What the f**k can he get away from?!" - Sol in Snatch

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow - POTC - TCOTBP

" I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request?!" - Captain Barbosa - POTC -TCOTBP

This excerpt is from Taxi (Jimmy Falon and some cuban goons:
Goon: U from Havana?
Jimmy: Yeah I'm from Havana , U from Havana?
Goon: Yeah , Havana eh? , (shakes Jimmy and they laugh) , so what part of havana you from?
Jimmy: What part of Havana?
Goon: Yeah what part?
Jimmy: Um , I'm from , Cas, tro , Castro, Street!.

Barbershop 2:
Customer: Like I said , If they build a titty bar across the street, I ain't neva going home again.
Calvin: You can't go home even if you wanted to ,

Barbershop 2:
Calvin's Aunt: (Comes into to kitchen and sees Calvin about to take a bite out of his cornbread)
Uh-uh! Say a prayer first.
CalvinPauses) , Jesus wept
Aunt: Why?
Calvin: Why what?
Aunt: Did Jesus weep?
Calvin: Cos they won't let him eat his cornbread.

The Brothers:
Son, listen there are 3 things every woman wants; 2 of them is money. - Morris Chestnut's Dad


Eugene Levy in Bringing Down the House:
The cool points are out the window and she got me all twisted in the game.


Eddie Murphy in Shrek 2:
Are we there yet?

Hey the position of annoying talking animal's already been taken.

Eddie Murphy in Mulan:
U da Man , well sort of ,


Chris Tucker to Charlie Sheen in Money Talks:
You're just jealous cos i look better than you in your own shit ,

say goodnight to the bad guy.

Tony Montana in Scarface

, and now we're sexy ,
Donkey(Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

we front them in silver,and we pay them in lead
arcangel-jesus montoya-MIAMI VICE.

are you maaadd? - all nigerian movies

"vodka martini, shaken not stirred" - most bond movies

"Tomorrow is another day!" _{by Scarlet O'Hara in "Gone with the wind"}

"They don't call it a job fo nothing!" _{Samantha Johnes in "Sex and the city"}

soulpatrol:

are you maaadd? - all nigerian movies

lol, yeah u gat that rite.

BULLSHIT!!!!!
how to lose a guy in 10 days

"Me, A princess, shut up"


Princess Mia to Her Grandmum in Princess Diaries

Let's make a deal, You let me go, I let you live

Jet Li- Romeo must die

Ur sleepin with her curtis and evryone knows it


Dreamgurls

If you want to know who's got the Power,
Bring your punky ass to the Tower!

Ice T - Richochet


I come in Peace!
You go in Pieces!

Dambry wasn,t a prison,
It was a crime school,
I went in with a bachelor of marijuanna,
I came out a Dr of cocaine.

Johnny Depp in "Blow"

yu re' not making any sense, Captain Jack Sparrow-POTC2

I luv those moments, i like to wave at them as they pass by, Captain Jack Sparrow-POTC2

i got a jar o' dirt, i got a jar o' dirt, n guess whats inside it?, Captain Jack Sparrow-POTC2

why fite wen you can negotiate, ? , Captain Jack Sparrow-POTC2

i didn't get ur name - daredevil. .
i didn't give it - elektra

"Say hello to my little friend" from Scarface

NORBIT:

ugwy bwack wan

~Pulp Fiction~


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: {pointing his gun} Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!
I dare you, I double dare you, mother-f-er. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black,
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald,
Jules: Does he look like a biitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to F*** him like a biiitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to F him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be F***'d  by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.



~Jerry macquire~

"Show me the money"




~T2~

"Hasta la viste,baby"





~Austin Powers~

"Yeah baby"





~Scarface~


"Lesson number one, never underestimate the other guys greed !!!
"Lesson number two, don't get high on your own supply.!!!!"


~I could go on and on,but these are my favourite 5  ~

I saw what i saw ( home alone)

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300

*warrior cuts of man's hand*
man: AHHHH, AHHHH,  my hand, my hand
warrior: shut up! its no longer yours!.

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messanger: who gives this woman the right to speak amongst men
queen: i speak because its only spartan women that give birth to warriors.

messanger: choose your words correctly, because they might be your last as king
king:  *thinks for a while and brings out his sword*
messanger: this is mad
king:  u insult sparta,
         u insult my queen,
         u threathen my women and children with slavery,
         its is you who should have chosen your words correctly.
       *pauses for a while*
        THIS IS SPARTA
       *pushes the messanger into a large pit*

first girl:imagine urself in my shoes
second girl: I can't be in ur shoes 'cause am already in my own shoes.

lol, i don't really remember d movie's title, it's a naija movie though. I think "Pains in the heart"

@ hola2ng that scene always gets me LMAO too  Samuel L Jackson is awesome!!!

@ justkunmi. you do well o!

justkunmi:

300

messanger: choose your words correctly, because they might be your last as king
king:  *thinks for a while and brings out his sword*
messanger: this is mad
king:  u insult sparta,
         u insult my queen,
         u threathen my women and children with slavery,
         its is you who should have chosen your words correctly.
       *pauses for a while*
        THIS IS SPARTA
       *pushes the messanger into a large pit* 
       

the best movie quote ever! so much feeling and emotion behind it. i lie?  

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~@ hola2ng,yes i have,i doubt if there's a movie w/S.L Jackson i havent seen,his roles are always brilliant!!! Good to know you're a fan

My best Movies Quotes are from scareface

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.


Tony: I never bleeped anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. Do you understand?

"Frankly, my dear,I don't give a danm"-Rhet Butler to Scarlet O'Hara in "Gone with the wind"
"My name is Bond, James Bond"-James Bond of course in well,every installment in the franchaise,first heard in "Dr No"
"We'll always have Paris"- Rick Blaine(Bogart) in Casablanca
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"-Dirty Harry
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"-Benjamin Braddock(Hoffman) in "The Graduate"
"Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred"-James Bond of course!

Cheers

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"I'm-a make it do what it do, baby"
-Jamie Foxx in Ray.

"Don't speak unless u're spoken"
-Denzel Washington in Training Day.

"Civil rights violatin' motherf**kers!"
-Snoop dogg in Training Day.

"It is finished"
-Jim Caviezel in Passion of The Christ.

I'm tired,
Will be back.

"I'm-a make it do what it do, baby"
-Jamie Foxx in Ray.

"Don't speak unless u're spoken"
-Denzel Washington in Training Day.

"Civil rights violatin' motherf**kers!"
-Snoop dogg in Training Day.

"It is finished"
-Jim Caviezel in Passion of The Christ.

I'm tired,
Will be back.