wavemasta:

This is from our lovely naija movies

Armed robber: (pointing gun) shut up!!!!

(desmond eliott/saint obi/whoever) : Ah please please take the money

Armed robber shoots: Pow! Pow! (gun sounds like xmas knockout/bangers)

desmond elliott: Yeeee ! Yee! (the number of yeees corresponds to the number of gunshots)

desmond: You have killed me. (duh-uh)

(Falls to knees and dies.)

(Armed robber still dey there dey look like mumu.)

what that a quote or a conversation?

"When i finsh with Y'all, you mother f#$#%kers are going to be playing basketball in Pelican Bay!, shoe program Nigga!"

  "King Kong aint got sh@t on me!"   ""

  "Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had. That's what you were smoking, you couldn't taste it?"

  "What a day what a motherfucking Day".  .  .

  "To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf"

   All from Denzel Washington in [i]Training Day[/[/b]i][b]

dont step on me!! are u blind?? (Scent of a woman) Al palcino


salma hayek- y dont u invite ur friends? banderas- they will destroy the city (Desperado)

A gentle man does not disscuss such- 13th warrior (banderas)

, but u go in pieces ASSHOLE (dark angel) dolph

I am the alpha lady,
I am the omega baby , Bruce Almighty.

Great power comes with great responsibility, spiderman 2

wars come and go but my soldiers remain forever, xxx2

I love movie quotes!!
Here are some more of my fave's. . . .


Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.


Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots,
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!


William: Whoopsidaisies!
Anna Scott: What did you say?
William: Nothing.
Anna Scott: Yes you did.
William: No I didn't.
Anna Scott: You said "whoopsidaisies".
William: I don't think so. No one says "whoopsidaisies" do they? Unless they're,
Anna Scott: There *is* no "unless." No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
William: Exactly. Here we go again.
[He falls off the fence again]
William: Whoopsidaisies. It's a disease I've got. It's a clinical thing. I'm taking pills and having injections. It won't last long.

William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.


Anna Scott: Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.


Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.


Max: James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit


Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise,
Spike: Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]


William: Is this your first film?
12-yr-old Actress: Well, actually it's my 22nd!
William: Any favorites among the 22?
12-yr-old Actress: Working with Leonardo.
William: DaVinci?
12-yr-old Actress: DiCaprio.
William: Of course. And is, is he your favorite Italian director?


William: Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you could just, buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.
William: Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
Anna Scott: No.
William: Orange juice? No, probably not, something else cold? Coke? Water? Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?



All of the above are from Notting Hill my favourite romantic comedy of all time!!!

Then from Friends my all time favourite TV programme. . . .


Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90,
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.


Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.


Monica: Thank you. I was really scared for a minute, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door.
Joey: [takes note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality. . .


Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.


Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Janice: [repeated line throughout the series] Oh, my, God!

spikedcylinder:

Then from Friends my all time favourite TV programme. . . .


Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90,
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was going to say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.


Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.


Monica: Thank you. I was really scared for a minute, I mean, somebody slipped a threatening note under the door.
Joey: [takes note] Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality. . .


Chandler: All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.


Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

Janice: [repeated line throughout the series] Oh, my, God!

spikedcylinder:

I love movie quotes!!
Here are some more of my fave's. . . .


Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.


Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots,
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!


William: Whoopsidaisies!
Anna Scott: What did you say?
William: Nothing.
Anna Scott: Yes you did.
William: No I didn't.
Anna Scott: You said "whoopsidaisies".
William: I don't think so. No one says "whoopsidaisies" do they? Unless they're,
Anna Scott: There *is* no "unless." No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
William: Exactly. Here we go again.
[He falls off the fence again]
William: Whoopsidaisies. It's a disease I've got. It's a clinical thing. I'm taking pills and having injections. It won't last long.

William: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.


Anna Scott: Yes - happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat.


Honey: William just turned down Anna Scott.
Spike: You daft prick.


Max: James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit


Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise,
Spike: Ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]


William: Is this your first film?
12-yr-old Actress: Well, actually it's my 22nd!
William: Any favorites among the 22?
12-yr-old Actress: Working with Leonardo.
William: DaVinci?
12-yr-old Actress: DiCaprio.
William: Of course. And is, is he your favorite Italian director?


William: Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you could just, buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.
William: Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
Anna Scott: No.
William: Orange juice? No, probably not, something else cold? Coke? Water? Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?



All of the above are from Notting Hill my favourite romantic comedy of all time!!!

Now this is what we call a Movie script!!!

Dont mind me jare. Those are my faves and there are too many interesting lines. I didnt know which ones to pick so i had to write everything!

u mean u wud die for them



no not for them. . . . for you. . .i love u



_{and then he stabs her}

XMen

cant remember the names of the 2 characters

'All man die'
duno d movie

'say hello to my litle friend'
'the eyes chico,they never lie'
'the time to take over this city,is NOW!'
al pacino-scarface

'find sumtin to do instead of just sitin home all day waitin 4 me 2 cum fukc u'
u gota love TONY MONTANA!

the best way to get over an old guy is to get under a new one! cnt rem d movie tho

Michael Douglas

"Wall Street"

I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Greed is right.

Greed works.

Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.

And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

"i cant chout" ekuro

Omagash Pirates has some of the best lines EVER!

From pt 2:

Will Turner: You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.

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Jack Sparrow: [after searching the shattered jar of dirt for Davy Jones' heart] Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?

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Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea!
Jack Sparrow: Yes to the first, yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible.
Gibbs: That seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
Jack Sparrow: I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!

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Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

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Pintel: , I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? With a long A?
Pintel: Uh-huh.
Ragetti: Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin.
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!


FUNNY FUNNY stuff! I'm going to buy all 3 movies!

some gangster movie but i dont remember the title

eddie,eddie,eddie boy, you give a little, you take a little, you v taken too much from the uptown boys,now you r gonna die,

nollywood movie
do you drop the gun?
(a policeman tryna talk to his superior with a walkie-talkie)a trailer loaded of bag of cement, over
then in another one(dont want to cause any controversies bou which tribe made the movie)
policeman to bad naija actor-do you drop the gun

bad naija actor answers-i think your madness is madding you, lol

however my tommorro maybe you with me will make it beautiful but if you not with me then there no today for me non tommorro. from movie Salaam-e-Ishq: A Tribute to Love

I just love this.

Well, fu ck you very much. But thanks for thinking of me.

Crash

iice:

omoovie, you just made my day/night/morning
i love the lines in that movie. . .Jack Sparrow is just awesome!

Oh yes he is! That movie has some of the best comedic lines I've seen in a decade and Johnny Depp ain't bad to look at either! LOL. Now I need to find something good with Hrithik Roshan in it.

" make him an offer he cannot refuse" The God Father

all man love heaven but no ma wan die-hard target by steven seagal feat peter tosh

the godfather sleeps like a fish-godfather

"You see this big belle? It is full of secrets!" - David Musheshe, Super Story.

"I love you more than monkey loves banana." - Suara, Super Story.

Those are my favourite ones. <3

Hello, I want to alert everyone that the NNPC recruiter has changed their site to http://www.nnpcportal.com/recruitment/

"If history has taught us anything, its that we can kill anyone."
The Godfather II

Father: Leave my trouser before i lose my temper
Son: If you lose your temper we will tight it back for you
Aki and paw paw

Daddy must obey

Interpol freeze!-clair forlan (the medallion)
u know if u need anything
icecube: anything? How about some fries & a shake- XXX2

i'll be back,

"if u gat it flaunt it brother", todd bridges {different strokes}

5talents:

i'll be back,

I was almost afraid no1 would mention those famous words from my man Arnold Schwazzenegger!

Does any1 remember him in RUNNING MAN! I loved that movie! Especially when Arnold says ominously, "I'll be back."

And the other guy just laughs and retorts, "Only in a re-run!"

I still smile to think of it