Don't know were to put this moderator i wish to see this in the front page;some silly questions people ask and silly anwsers to their question.1.someone calls you
at 2am and
asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."
2. When its raining and someone
notice you going out yet they
ask,are
you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your
girlfriend then you start pulling her
panties then she asks; what are
you
trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u." 4.
They see you coming out of the
bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did
you
just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."
5.You're standing in front of the
elevator on the ground floor going
to your office, yet they ask, "Are
you
going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office
to
come down and get me."
6.Your boyfriend comes home with
a
bunch of flowers, and you still ask,
"Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"
7.You are in the toilet and lock the
door and someone knocks, asking,
"Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...."
Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8.You are in a queue at the cinema
to
buy ticket, a friend saw you and
asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school
fees..." ODE! 9.When they see you
lying down with
your eyes closed and they still ask,
are
you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm trying to DIE..."
MUMU!!!!!!
Guys... Keep it rolling....