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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:11pm On Jan 03, 2008
@yall
ituen don dey plan anoda goat rape. Ben! A warning is enuf 4 d wise.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ituen(m): 6:17pm On Jan 03, 2008
See me see toruble oh

AS Ben don forgive me, make nobody use this opportunity commit another crime for my head oh!!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 9:06pm On Jan 03, 2008
@ben
its ur goat, its ur call.
@ituen
hn never 4give u o, hn still deh ask.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 03, 2008
No mind ituen, e no know say e case still dey pending.
Those guyz for KIRIKIRI fit come for am anytime soon.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ituen(m): 10:03pm On Jan 03, 2008
make i doo quick travel
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:07pm On Jan 03, 2008
Where u deh go? so if dem ask i go talk say i nor knw where u deh.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 03, 2008
No worry i get the address to tessy bedroom.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dapsins69(m): 11:24pm On Jan 03, 2008
una still nova free dis case matter?

na wah o,
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by kronkykay(m): 11:48pm On Jan 03, 2008
you'll defntly find him there, alone though,   coz tessy is on her way to my lil' secret crib just for missions like this.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ituen(m): 5:37am On Jan 04, 2008
Kronky

U don finish the work dem give you for railway stattion? Abi u dey leave?
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2008
Person wey dem don fire. Hn dey tif bolt and knot.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 7:30am On Jan 04, 2008
@Kronky Haaa what a pity. i been dey hear say your condition don critical.

I didn't know it was that serious.

Hands kronky a bowl of garri and salt.

Take this take dey hold yourself broda.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by ituen(m): 8:23am On Jan 04, 2008
. . . . yes to keep the body and soul together
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Jan 04, 2008
out of charity gives kronk 1and1/2 dry kuli kuli grin
i beg manage. condition critical but safe
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Pastorgee(m): 11:46am On Dec 03, 2008
Verily Verily, i say unto you, blessed art thou, if you believe and yet see not.
The spirit of your sexy goat is in the pot of the belly and singing praise to Jah

But come to think of it , this goat don tire for life that was why he gat to
take a stroll to the guy and the guy no waste time and also you shld have given ur
sexy goat a lecture

But what pains me most, is that the guy would have brought it to Naira lan, forum
Make we chop sexy goat pepper souppppppppp, !!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Dec 03, 2008
chei see pastor and longer throat grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 12:16pm On Dec 03, 2008
@GeePastor  From the way you talk, it seems you also know the whereabouts of my sexy goat cynthia, start confessing now, before i get the rest of the NLD crew to lynch you.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrCrackles(m): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2008
Na OBJ thief xmas goat?!
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 2:45pm On Dec 03, 2008
no na mr crackers cheesy
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 4:28am On Dec 04, 2008
me i believe say na clemcyku thief d goat
d oda day d guy i c am eatin nkwobi and d next day,egufe na im dey im hand
wen i com ask am,d guy say na d LORDS doing ontop anoda man goat
i bin tink say na tru wetin im talk till i hear where dem dey find goat
ituen is innocent,make una ask clemcy
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Dec 04, 2008
its a lie!!!

i dnt steal the goat embarassed ask my father embarassed
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by disease(m): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2008
***laughs like eddie murphy*** grin
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Dec 04, 2008
*stuffs shit into his mouth*
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 12:40pm On Dec 04, 2008
This thread has the best of nairalanders!. . . . . . . . . dats 4 shizzle.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 3:58pm On Dec 04, 2008
@Migs, You call them the best and my goat is still at large hu sad
@Clem I need to speak to your father to confirm this allegation.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by gunpoint(m): 5:20pm On Dec 04, 2008
bt. . .
bt. . . .
bt. . . . .
i tot we recoverd dis goat?
its missin again?
MIGS and CLEMS!!!
angry angry angry
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 12:31am On Dec 05, 2008
clemcy u know wat give me ur dad mail and i go send am invite link make im come anwser for im sef cus e be like say na ur accomplice im be cus dat day i see one old man wey dey lick im hands near u dat day

ojombo abi ojombo
ie., guilty or not guilty
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 2:13pm On Dec 05, 2008
I think i would leave that to clem to answer for herself.
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 12:07am On Dec 06, 2008
how long should we wait since her father is not coming forth
condemn her and d penalty is
according to sharia law, ,
una know d remaining now
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Dec 07, 2008
and some dimwit think i ain't got buddies. . . grin

Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 2:04am On Dec 07, 2008
That goes to show how connected Mr Turkey is, grin
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 2:42am On Dec 07, 2008
wat do u expect turkey wt a bush man
dat s hw best it cud get
and clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

get us ur papi 4 ituen's goat

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