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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 2:42pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Tessy, u mean 'only money can change ur opinion'. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
i deserve at least 10% of any bail money to be paid as kickback, you know goats when cornered are known to kick backwards. i suffered some kicks from the goat named wankgpologrmbhartyyyat while he was in my custody so i deserve to be compensated with at least 10% of any monies to be used in posting bail for any of those found culpable of tampering with this ill fated goat i am very serious, seeing that none is ready to pay any ransome for my hostage |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:23pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
bloody criminals if you ask me where that rebel,gunpoint?? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 6:17pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Someone killed him wit an assault riffle. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 6:20pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
*now why does this news call for celebration* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 6:22pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
*there's no need 4 that when he was alive, he was better off dead. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 7:13pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
saucekid: tope_teadr:cries profusely and uncontrollably at the news of the turkey deliverer's unexpected death from an assault rifle death |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Pedekunle(m): 7:49pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Ai haS findED her. What is Mine RewardS? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 7:56pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Death by bonga. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by proxies(m): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
I think babalawo would be the solution |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Migines, thats wicked. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 10:30pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
babalawo? is that the name of another missing goat? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 10:48pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
You guyz are deviating from the bone of contention here. How do i get my goat back and if i can't who is paying for It ? One more thing No body wan pay to bail ituen ? Ona no dey go church oo. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 5:53am On Dec 20, 2007 |
I've told u, use dat dude 4 rituals and get as much cowries as u can. Datts d only way he can be of use. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 8:23am On Dec 20, 2007 |
And dont u gedit? YOUR GOAT IS DEAD! The best u can do nw is to go to Area F and claim its kid. But, be carefull ituen myte press charges or fight 4 custody of his child. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 8:23am On Dec 20, 2007 |
U know blood is thicker than water. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 9:59am On Dec 20, 2007 |
@Migines I think that makes sense. thinkin, |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:19am On Dec 20, 2007 |
Beta consider it o. Use the cowries to make pendants(since its no longer usefull in terms of trading) slaughter goat on xmas eve and finish eating every early on 25th make mopo no come drag meat comot 4 ur mouth(ders nothing dat ituen boy cannot do) |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by proxies(m): 10:36am On Dec 20, 2007 |
i have d solution, r u still interested? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 10:41am On Dec 20, 2007 |
dude lets have it, |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 1:17pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
*animal rape theory* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 1:27pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
wtf |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 1:30pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
thats it |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Wtf get outta here, hw can that be it. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrInfo1(m): 7:28pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
your goat has been used to celebrate salla instead |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 7:30pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
Goat down, turkey to go. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 8:13pm On Dec 20, 2007 |
I think MIGINES is the brain behind every missing goat, turkeys even fowl. ITUEN took the blame cos na im i catch red-handed on top my goat. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:02am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Ben hw much u want make u release ituen. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2007 |
@TT before we negotiate what currency are you paying in ? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:09am On Dec 21, 2007 |
Depends, maybe cowries. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 12:15am On Dec 21, 2007 |
**hiss** You no go like use d cowries appease the gods of ona village make dem allow you get common sense ? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:29am On Dec 21, 2007 |
U no hear me. I said it depends, so name ur price. |
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