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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 9:45am On Dec 17, 2007 |
@clem hi honnie hw u duin? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 9:55am On Dec 17, 2007 |
Migines: Haba Migines!!!! how can Ituen kidnap a dead goat to a hotel nah? is dat possible? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:04am On Dec 17, 2007 |
I use to think it waz impossible, but now i knw better. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 10:07am On Dec 17, 2007 |
@tessybaby From the evidence provided my Migs, ITUEN was caught wanking my goat, I will not spare that boy, But i am confused now because since i locked him up, no one has even bothered to ask about his upkeep or release. The bobo self no even dey complain. Seems ituen didn't even have a house and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:09am On Dec 17, 2007 |
@ben re:ist paragraph GBAM! |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:11am On Dec 17, 2007 |
To everyone else, the goat waz tasty, but to ITUEN, it waz sexy. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 10:17am On Dec 17, 2007 |
I think we shud blame that on tessy. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:20am On Dec 17, 2007 |
Its no xactly her fault now. The girl try fine but ituen dozn av eyes for d female specie. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 10:23am On Dec 17, 2007 |
which tessy? don't just call my name all i know is dat mig and showbobo brought a goat for me to cook and i did. we all ate the goat. Ituen is suffering for nothing eventhough he ate the goat i did not tell him the true story is it my fault that i can cook well. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 10:25am On Dec 17, 2007 |
Did ituen lie to u or u're just covering up 4 him. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 11:44am On Dec 17, 2007 |
Migines: i wonder ooooooooo |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 12:18pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
It beats my imagination why i haven't locked up Tessybaby, because from all indications and ramifications, she is an accomplice to ITUEN in this GOAT theft. But i tire to lock am up because ITUEN wey i lock since, nobody don come to bail am or negotiate im release. the bobo no even dey complain, from the look of things, im dey enjoy the place. Reports reaching me now is that ITUEN was homeless and i just gave him free accomodation @ KIRIKIRI. So i think Tessy too wan use scope collect free accomodation, abi wetin ona think |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 12:25pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Lets face it, everyone here is guilty. listening to what Tess, Migs and others said, i think they are not straightforward |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:51pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
*bennie . . . . from wetin jeff talk now,he is an accomplice to this crime* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
@saucechild watch your mouth whispering in saucekid's ear, i fe gun your head |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by jeffcom(m): 1:59pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
@saucekid showing saucechild what i've got.
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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 2:09pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
the toy gun dem buy for you when u small abi water gun |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
@saucekid You are right man christmas gun. lol |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Nobody: 4:07pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Have you guys not found the lost goat yet? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Ben, here r the listed people whose eaten ur goating. (1) MIGINES- the hostile, ituen was innocent. (2) ITUEN- he was innocent, but screwed the goat. He found it sexy. (3) SHOWBOBO- migs accomplise. (4) kronkay- scared da goat outta ur mud house. (5)CLEMCY- persuaded migs to kidnap the scared goat. (6)TESSYBABY- the chef, who slaughtered ur goat. Your goat died in a delicious way. It was broiled and stewed was later served hot. (7) SAUCEKID- sniped da hell outta ur goat. (MR TURKEY- held ur goat and is still holding ur goat captive in their stomach's. The names of other people who came to the party where ur goat was served are, Ademiller, biggerboy, emperoh. I am the only one so far wit clean hands. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
ben enters the room with osama bin laden and the talibans, , goes through the list of culprits, And orders for their immediate execution. Before your are all bombed, do you have any last wishes ? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 4:39pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
I dont think so, just go on wit da bombing. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:39pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
tope_teadr: the main criminal |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 5:48pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Oh my God all of ona here be like suspects, inorder not to loose both ways, Abeg Tessybaby, the pepper soup remain ? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 5:55pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Ha ha ha ha ha. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 7:02pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
*e dey my freezer* i purposely remained it for you |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 7:46pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Snatch's the pepper soup and drinks it all *saucekid, this tastes like sh!t*. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 7:49pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
i wonder which goat exactly these guys are talking about, that means i have the wrong goat. could anyone plese tell me the name of the missing goat, my captive goat or hostage as i would like to call him told me that his name is wankgpologrmbhartyyyat does anyone who values him care to pay some ransom for him, i don't mind any amount |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 7:52pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
Ur laps should be enough. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 7:48am On Dec 18, 2007 |
ben~jay: long throat!! na food go kill you |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrInfo1(m): 7:52am On Dec 18, 2007 |
@ topic Christmas Goat |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by gunpoint(m): 8:00am On Dec 18, 2007 |
A goat wandered in2 my barracks the oda day!!! A weird lookin brown goat, said Migines is his Dad , tessybaby his mum, tope teadr his elda bros, sauce kid his youngr bro, Turkey his cousin , ituen his best frnd and ben~jay by name, disfuctional family hunh?? Anyway, he's bin lockd up 4 safe keepin, com get him anytime, Tank u!!!
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