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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
OK OK OK I confess now, It all started sometime last month when I was in the house watching a movie from our flat screen and expensive U.S made TV I was just relaxing on our luxurious sofa with a glass of amarunna and and some ice, then I heard a knock at the door, at first i thought it was the senator-my father-in-law but to my graetest dismay it was . . . . . . please excuse my phone is ringing i will be back. Stay tuned |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Nobody: 5:24pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
Tessy na BIG LIE, who dash you and ituen flat screen. You don forget that day wey we goo your house 2geda. That una TV wey de use KEROSENE, abi na SOLAR. Kai me no know say u sabi blow lie. Infact if you no talk as e take happen, i go just expose you well well |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:25pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
@ ugonna, dont worry,you'll have your chance flat screen ko,smooth screen ni, as if no be black and white tv |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Nobody: 5:35pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
sauce kid, if na black and white, e for better. The TV get some sort of lever wey you go pull to put am on.Those type of TVs are extinct now. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:37pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
*the truth dey come out small small* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
tessybaby:since y'all have decided to disregard my warning, i have kidnapped tess via the above mentioned phone call using my four dimensional mass telecommunication abduction machinery, i sucked her through her phone to my poultry hideout along with the goat, she becomes my second victim a lotta folks will keep gettin missin until all my demands are met |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by mojoy(m): 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
abeg, foryouigo, tell us the schools you attended. We'll make sure they refund to the last Kobo. you did not learn a thing. On the flipside, this gibberish ended up making me laugh harder than the topic. bad thing bad |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by gunpoint(m): 8:03pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
Dis is 2 inform all landers dat any1 found 2 be involved in d case of dis missin goat dat it shall be summary execution!!! Dat goat nvr belong 2 d forclaimed owner, rada it wz stolen frm my barracks, if u hv any infro relatin 2 dis goat & u knw wat is good 4 u, pls report 2 d nearest gunpoint outpost. N.B: Unda here is wat we do 2 ppl we fall out of favour wit my govt!!!
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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 1:46am On Dec 14, 2007 |
gunpoint is apprehended by OSAMA and bombed @ once. @saucekid Continue with the confession proceedings because my blood dey hot now. NOTICE !!! No one found guilty will be spared. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by gunpoint(m): 6:49am On Dec 14, 2007 |
ben~jay, i lika ya style, i nid such hot blooded creatures lika u in my army Y dnt u join my army Am ma maka u a Cornel
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Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 12:48pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
oya continue the confession dont digress again the truth must come out |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Nobody: 2:53am On Dec 15, 2007 |
:d ;d |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:07pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Gunpoint sounds like biggerboy. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 1:09pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
* i'm beginning to feel that too* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:11pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
I guess we had better arrest him |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 1:14pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
call in the local olode and opc members to take swift action |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Saucekid, r u speaking in tounges. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 1:22pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
*thats why u should fall under the annointing* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 1:24pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Wheres the oil? |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 3:04pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
quickly rushes to buy ororo*groundnut oil* |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 4:44pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Groundnut oil 4 what. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 5:28pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
the baptism in fire,water and groundnut oil |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 5:45pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
4 me or who. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 6:09pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
@saucekid I thought you were supposed to be conducting the confession? Or is this some kind of technique to steal time and digress from the issue at hand here ? Ben calls up OSAMA, Bros osama, it seems these people think you flew all the way from afghanistan to make jokes. Oya begin set that bomb again. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 6:19pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
Ben, pls oh. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by benjay1(m): 6:29pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
so u guyz should better go on with the confession before i loose my temper, Its already in my hand now , (i mean my temper). |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by saucekid(m): 6:31pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
*oya this confession must continue any other interruptors will be blown apart* signed: osama bin ladin |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by topeteadr(m): 12:58am On Dec 16, 2007 |
Oya tessy continue wit da confession. |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 8:36am On Dec 17, 2007 |
I hope i remember where i ended . . . . . . . so when i got to the door, i saw migines and showbobo carring a dead goat i was shocked and asked them where they were coming from with a dead goat and why they were bringing it to my house. migines said while they were driving past our neighbourhood, a stray goat ran across the road and their car knocked him down. Since it was dark and they scared of being lynches by our Iraqis neighbours they decided to carry the goat away. Tessy: so what are we going to do with gaot now? Ituen is not at home.? Showbobo: i don't know but i don't think we should throw this goat the goat too fine n big Tessy: are u saying we should chop the goat? chei anyway its not a bad idea oya make une start cut am i dey go make fire Migines: ok, showbobo hurry up nah we no get time make we do quick before Ituen come back |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On Dec 17, 2007 |
nice one tess u don dey get the scope but sorry iteun ur love don die |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by tessybaby(f): 9:33am On Dec 17, 2007 |
i have not yet finished coming up soon LIST OF NLDERS WHO ATE THE GOAT |
Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Migines(m): 9:44am On Dec 17, 2007 |
I,showbobo and tessy went to luk for material to make d goat end up in our stomach. But before we came bak, ituen had bolted wit d goat. Last we heard waz dat he lodged into an hotel wit d goat. |
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