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Lol..... How To Lose Fat Quickly by winzy(m): 8:53pm On Jul 08, 2012
A Fat man saw an advert: "lose 5kg in a
week" in a news paper.
.
He calls the company and a lady says be
ready tomorrow at 6am.
. The next morning he opens the door n finds
a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments
n shirt saying "u catch me u f*ck me" and
the girl starts running. He starts running
but doesn't catch her. During the whole
week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5kg.
.
He then asks for the 10kg program. Next
morning at 6am he opens the door and
sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong
and a shirt saying "u catch me u f*ck me". He
loses 10kg that week.
.
So he thought this program is awesome!
.
So he asked for the 25kg but the lady said
"are u sure? It's really tough". He said "yes!"
next day at 6 he opens the door, he
finds a huge black gay guy in just
underwear saying "if I catch u, I will f*ck
u... He lost 50kg dat day!
Re: Lol..... How To Lose Fat Quickly by Skanas(m): 9:16pm On Jul 08, 2012
9ice one,got me seriously lmfao...
Re: Lol..... How To Lose Fat Quickly by toygod2: 9:58pm On Jul 08, 2012
seriously Lolling rite now
Re: Lol..... How To Lose Fat Quickly by Lagusta(m): 11:02am On Jul 09, 2012
Hello, why did u copy and paste my joke noooowwww, m not happy at all
Re: Lol..... How To Lose Fat Quickly by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 09, 2012
nicey

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