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Birthday Present by ojd(m): 2:45am On Apr 05, 2006
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's birthday. As they had not been
dating very long, after careful consideration,
he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the
right note. Romantic but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister,
he went to Sears and bought a pair of white
gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself. During the wrapping, the
clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and he got the panties. He mailed them to
his sweetheart with this note enclosed:

Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not
in the habit of wearing any when we go out in
the evening. If it had not been for your sister,
I would have chosen the long ones with the
buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy
to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought
them from showed me the pair that she had been
wearing for the past three weeks, and they were
hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and
they looked really smart.

I wish that I was there to put them on for you
the first time, as no doubt, other hands will
come in contact with them before I have a chance
to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally
be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during
the coming year. I hope you will wear them for
me on Friday night.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little fur showing.
Re: Birthday Present by Nobody: 3:16am On Apr 05, 2006
ROFLMAO grin grin grin grin
Re: Birthday Present by vichel(m): 5:35am On Apr 05, 2006
shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin Oh My God, can somebody pls analyze the reaction of this lady the minute she gets this letter grin grin grin. That was funny
Re: Birthday Present by diddy4(m): 6:13am On Apr 05, 2006
this funny grin you are killing me. grin she will prolly faint grin
Re: Birthday Present by micklplus(m): 7:26am On Apr 05, 2006
haaaaaaaaaa grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Oh Lawd ! that was damn funny
i love it with passion and i am gonna have to compel my colleagues here to see this.
Nice one for real
Re: Birthday Present by kajad(m): 7:54am On Apr 05, 2006
Poor dude; lost his girl forever. grin grin
Re: Birthday Present by nightrider: 12:35pm On Apr 05, 2006
that letter sent shivers down my spine.
Re: Birthday Present by jayemkay(f): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2006
i can't stop laughing at this joke i wonder what his girl would be thinking!
Re: Birthday Present by Oracle(m): 1:53am On Jul 24, 2006
holy molly
this one na trouble
Re: Birthday Present by jydon(m): 12:46pm On Jul 24, 2006
Damn grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
kajad:

Poor dude; lost his girl forever. grin grin

hahaaaaaaa still laughing
Re: Birthday Present by Shentz(f): 11:52pm On Jul 24, 2006
lool @lost his girl forever
Re: Birthday Present by GeeCee(m): 7:04pm On Aug 18, 2009
Damn
Re: Birthday Present by pappy4real(m): 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2009
incredible! what a great joke. its a pity what calamity wld befall their relationship afterwards. good joke-that teaches us (guys) not to give presents to our ladies anymore. i cant stop laughing and imagining grin grin grin
Re: Birthday Present by romsky: 11:46am On Aug 19, 2009
i pity d jaws dat will get slacked
Re: Birthday Present by mamagee6(f): 7:01pm On Aug 21, 2009
God have mercy.
Re: Birthday Present by sylve11: 7:18pm On Aug 21, 2009
on mamagee cool

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