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Psycho by Phizzie555(m): 1:19pm On Jul 17, 2012 |
John and Muda were both patients at Yaba mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Muda promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled John out. When their Psycho Doctor became aware of Muda's heroic act, He immediately ordered Muda to be discharged... from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. The Doctor Called Muda and broke the good news to him. The Psycho Doctor said: "Muda, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another dying patient in the Pool." "I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, John, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Muda replied, "Doc, He didn't hang himself, I Hanged him there to dry because there is plenty water in his body. Please, can I go home Now? |
Re: Psycho by Phizzie555(m): 11:04pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
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Re: Psycho by shaneroberts26: 11:22pm On Jul 24, 2012 |
U try small |
Re: Psycho by toygod2: 4:57am On Jul 25, 2012 |
seen bfo |
Re: Psycho by Nobody: 7:54am On Jul 25, 2012 |
Lwkmd |
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