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English: Geddit? by nike4luv(f): 7:07pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10 Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide" |
Re: English: Geddit? by Rhodalyn(f): 7:08pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
great!!!! |
Re: English: Geddit? by wormedup(m): 7:24pm On Apr 05, 2006 |
very nice |
Re: English: Geddit? by Oracle(m): 6:05am On Oct 06, 2006 |
That is automatic F9 |
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