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Re: My Face by benjay1(m): 12:57pm On Dec 14, 2007
Insult upon Injury, Na for only NLD i see people wey no get respect for Red Cap Chiefs.
@Clem n saucekid You guyz have commited ARU, For the gods to forgive both of you, you must present the following items for sacrifice.

1 NISSAN MORANO JEEP
7 CARTOONS OF MOET CHAMPAGNE
7 MR BIGGS' SHAWAMA (take-away)
7 WRAPS OF $1000 BUNDLES
7 SWEET CARRIBEAN BABES,

If you guyz don't present these items before the next EKE market day, you will invoke the wraught of the gods.

BE WARNED !!!
Re: My Face by saucekid(m): 1:25pm On Dec 14, 2007
ben~jay:

Insult upon Injury, Na for only NLD i see people wey no get respect for Red Cap Chiefs.
@Clem n saucekid You guys have commited ARU, For the gods to forgive both of you, you must present the following items for sacrifice.

1 NISSAN MORANO JEEP
7 CARTOONS OF MOET CHAMPAGNE
7 MR BIGGS' SHAWAMA (take-away)
7 WRAPS OF $1000 BUNDLES
7 SWEET CARRIBEAN BABES,

If you guys don't present these items before the next EKE market day, you will invoke the wraught of the gods.

BE WARNED !!!

only?? undecided undecided i think say u go ask for senatorial seat too

thief moet champagne,as if no be paraga you dey drink for junction
Re: My Face by clemcykul(f): 2:39pm On Dec 14, 2007
pls ben kindly tell the gods to come and wash my grin

u know wat grin
Re: My Face by Migines(m): 2:45pm On Dec 14, 2007
@ben
may be u'll need rat poison as well.
Re: My Face by Nautillus(m): 2:56pm On Dec 14, 2007
angry angry

Joke ain't 2 funny,lets wack this guy mafioso style kapishsmoking a Cuban while secretary blows me from under the kingsize office desk grin grin
Re: My Face by benjay1(m): 5:34pm On Dec 14, 2007
We all have to understand that this is the 21st century so everyone don civilize. Even our local juju don big up. So no time again for scnapps and kolanut. All that one na long thing.

so saucekid, clem and Migs, You guyz better come with this items to ogugu shrine or,
Re: My Face by Migines(m): 5:36pm On Dec 14, 2007
. . . . Or U'll starve this XMAS.
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 6:55pm On Dec 14, 2007
calm down boyz nd girlz, dis christmas all your wishes will come true. no ill felings for anyone
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 6:58pm On Dec 14, 2007
*peeps into the thread*.
Shit! This thread is full of sh!t.
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:13pm On Dec 14, 2007
;d ;d
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:13pm On Dec 14, 2007
tope, wen do u f cuking understand anyting
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 7:16pm On Dec 14, 2007
When u're not around.
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:16pm On Dec 14, 2007
Here it goes again, power clash b/w both of em cheesy grin, *prepares everyone and starts selling tickets to the ppls because its em again*
Re: My Face by Migines(m): 7:17pm On Dec 14, 2007
I agree wit adick. Ure always confused and wen u ask questns and get the answers, u become dissillutioned.
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2007
Who is gonna buy them tckets?
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:23pm On Dec 14, 2007
Tope, are you 16? If you are, I dont blame you for your ignorance grin

but if you are older, i despise you for your ignorance.
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2007
I need frank warren to sponsor d big fight
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2007
Tope pls dont ask who is that?
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2007
why not mike tyson?: tongue
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 7:30pm On Dec 14, 2007
mike tyson can't handle even his own affairs, how he can handle others?
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:34pm On Dec 14, 2007
*laughing* wat bout takin it to raw or smackdown and dont 4get em tickets grin
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 5:36pm On Dec 15, 2007
Adick, i wount give u d impression u're a human being. You're a dick, and that's what u'll always be.
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 5:37pm On Dec 15, 2007
As 4 migs, that's his nature so theres nothing 2 talk 'bout.
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 5:38pm On Dec 15, 2007
So A.dick, continue being what u r, A D!ck.
Re: My Face by AOYEGBESANYAHOOCOM(m): 6:14pm On Dec 15, 2007
d ick rules
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 6:24pm On Dec 15, 2007
No i want 2 spell it fully to tell u what da fcu!< u r. A d¡ck.
Re: My Face by saucekid(m): 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2007
*dem wan fight??*
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2007
Yep, buy my tickets at half price* apenis vs topetreadr*
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2007
The only way i can fight wit him is 'over my dead body'.
Re: My Face by tjtj1(m): 8:01pm On Dec 15, 2007
Egad, grin that means he wins
Re: My Face by topeteadr(m): 11:30pm On Dec 15, 2007
If thats the way u see it.

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