jauntee02: AH.................supplementary list ooooooooo i beg. make i no go loose my HND ADMISSION oo.make i know nao
make somebody advice meoo

Omo Daddy354:
I criously mis ibrahyeem 2,its been a long while o.. Anybody wit any info 'bout him?

ishowdot@gmail.:
A woman was having sex during
the day with her secret
lover,while
her husband is at work.
Her nine year old son Sandile
comes home unexpectedly,se es
the illegal lovers and hides in the
bedroom's wardrobe to watch.
A few minutes later her husband
comes home. She hides her lover
in the wardrobe,not knowing
Sandile is in there already."
Sandile says,"Its dark in here."
The man replies."Yes it is."
Sandile:"I have a soccer ball;do
you want to buy it?"
Man:"No."
Sandile:"My dad is outside,i'll call
him if you dont buy it."
Man:"Ok,how much?"
Sandile:"N1500. "
A few weeks later it happened
again; Sandile and the lover were
in the wardrobe together.
Sandile:"Its dark in here."
Man:"Yes it is."
Sandile:"I have soccer
boots,wanna buy?"
The man remembering last time
asks Sandile,"How much?"
Sandile says,"N1500."
The man says,"Fine" and pays.
A few days later the father tells
Sandile,"Grab your ball and boots
son,lets go outside and have a
game."
Sandile says,"I cant, I sold them
for N3000."
The father says,"That's terrible to
overcharge your friends like
that....N3000 is way more than
what those two things cost,am
going to take you to church
tomorrow and make you confess
your sins."
The next day they go to church
and the father makes Sandile sit in
the confession booth and closes
the door.
Sandile says,"Its dark in here."
The priest replies,"Dont start that
shit again boy! THIS IS MY CHURCH
NOT YOUR FATHERS BEDROOM!!!
MORNING PALZ

Omo Daddy354: Hi peeps, what are we saying abt getting 2 meet on matric day?

Kenny2012: Why should this joke involve a church and not a mosque or shrine?Please,let's learn to make clean jokes and respect other people's faith.

Akby: I think he was ban tho... U can always hook him up @IBRAHEEYM
Sturbon dude lol

Kenny2012: Why should this joke involve a church and not a mosque or shrine?Please,let's learn to make clean jokes and respect other people's faith.

Bolaji 16: xup peeps, hostel allocation nd mat.num wil b coming up on d 1st wk of november. Be prepared...*Source: VC*

ruka15:
ɑ̤̥̈̊м̣̣̥̇̊ quite sure ɑ̤̥̈̊ 'church' go-er formed dis joke,so I don't get y U̶̲̥̅̊ ® angry. N if U̶̲̥̅̊ wanna respect faiths,den don't talk bout ɑ̤̥̈̊ mosque like dat.

temidayo damoye: ...damoye walks in 2ru d back door...he was challenged by sum peepz in pson ov akby,leget,haderbisey al speakin in one voice sayin WHO ART THOU?...at first,he wanted 2 take 2 hiz heels coz he knew how unbearable akby 100kg weighed blow wud b...buh VALIANTLY,he replied...I AM A BONAFIDE NAIRALANDER...nd he was issued d entry card.....barka de sallah 2 u al o....alwayz dharmoyee

temidayo damoye: Kinda remembering some years back,jst lyk yesterday when a sudden light shown frm heaven,afterwards was a voice frm God sayin...LET DERE BE A FYN GURL AND NIKKYLIGHT WAS BORN.....hapi b.day 2 u my dear nairalander...LLNP..hip hip hip hurray

Buike8: I fink kenny is rite,dt joke wuz far beyond wot its meant 2 b,i knw hw muslims wil feel if dt wuz said of dere imam.lets respect our faith pls.

ishowdot@gmail.:

ur feed back:
cnt reali blame u,is it a crime 2 see a joke sumwhr nd post it here 4 d NL families to read.I knw u wil surely c sumtn 2 say,u cn edit d church/pastor nd put wateva u lyk dere.Mtcheeew

Kenny2012: Why the insolence?Did I abuse you?I don't see any reason to exchange words with you and ruka15.I guess you both should be within the age bracket of my youngest sibling.Mind you,not everyone on this thread is a boy or girl like you both.As for the hiss,I return it to your elder ones who are of my age.That is if you have any.Your behaviour has really shown that you lack good manners and maybe,home training.Please,drop your high school mentality if you don't want to get into trouble in the university.