Yap, d waiting game's on, Welcome Back AKBY, we pray God help us all. 9ce Tym Guys.

Morning pals,it been a long time,lets kip praying 4 dose awaiting d 2nd list,may u all find favour in d eyes of d lord.AMEEN

Nikkylight: Morning pals,it been a long time,lets kip praying 4 dose awaiting d 2nd list,may u all find favour in d eyes of d lord.AMEEN

wen is d 2nd list showing face abeg

Ghideourn: wen is d 2nd list showing face abeg

By God's grace on 22nd september.

Nikkylight: Morning pals,it been a long time,lets kip praying 4 dose awaiting d 2nd list,may u all find favour in d eyes of d lord.AMEEN

Passin by..#yawns# gud marnin fellas...as far as am concernd september has gone o..2 mnths to go..#hope u guys re savin to buy matrass nd oda tins..lyk ..oda tnz sha..

DuBooVay: Passin by..#yawns# gud marnin fellas...as far as am concernd september has gone o..2 mnths to go..#hope u guys re savin to buy matrass nd oda tins..lyk ..oda tnz sha..

matress ke.....d skul provyds dat nao....abi

To whoever that is reading this, I
pray that today you shall record a
great success that You've never
recorded in the history of your
life. Whatever you plan to do
today shall work out easily
without stress.
And so shall it be IN JESUS
NAME!!!!

U wud buy matress ni..i askd oo..was tld i wud buy student size

ShehuAba: Yap, d waiting game's on, Welcome Back AKBY, we pray God help us all. 9ce Tym Guys.

@ShehuAba...pls do you have the course outline for computer science?pls?

DuBooVay: U wud buy matress ni..i askd oo..was tld i wud buy student size

na so o,heard u go buy ur mattress ni o.

Ma dad askd smtin..our fees,dis 30 somethn thousand we wud pay ehn...by 2nd semester wud we pay anoda fee again?

omo!.....!..dat matras tin na anoda troble o!... so na so person go de cary load up and down?.....infact i don tire o!

Preciouseze: omo!.....!..dat matras tin na anoda troble o!... so na so person go de cary load up and down?.....infact i don tire o!

u neva halla..its nt troubl..u cn easily get it at ibadan..fold nd cari to ur hostel cins its studnt size..d main trouble is to get dat yeye Authority to pay

DuBooVay: u neva halla..its nt troubl..u cn easily get it at ibadan..fold nd cari to ur hostel cins its studnt size..d main trouble is to get dat yeye Authority to pay

GOD is gonna c me trough dis ijn,but i kno like 2 carry load.

guys d clerance stuff just de ma mind i pray 4 dose awaitin d second list may GOD grant u all admission!beginin ta tink of how stressful d clearance wld b!GOD help me!!!!

on d road am leavin home 4 festac its a big rush everyware as plp are goin about dire various activites dis tread is gettin dull guys lets keep dis tread alive!am out of here!

hw do u guys knw datd list wil kum out on 22nd sept

Goodday pple... Its high time u people started thinking like an undergraduate o. U should start familiarising urself wit how dey do in d University or else, if u enter UI wit dis "morale of Secondary School" dem go don cheat nd dupe u a lot b4 u bcom wise.
A University hostel is very much different 4rm secondary skool hostel nd so, u don't expect dem 2 start providing Matress for u. All u will meet in some of d rooms are Bunks where u will put ur matress nd some u jst drop ur matress on d floor.
So pls, let's start getting used 2 d system already b4 resuming cos if not.... Hmmmm..... Badt charp niggas dey campus o and if dem don no say u dey behave like JJC, omo, dem go chop u Taya.

lokobam:
@ShehuAba...pls do you have the course outline for computer science?pls?

Nop, dnt av it o. Av chekd severaly bt it sims its nt yet onlyn.

A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate,
then he
took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that
too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"
The man asked "was it because ofeating
chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding
his
own business" . ....av a nice day y'all

No b only matras na machete,hu tel una say u go carry matras go skul,its campus nt boardin ouse,anyway no b me and una go cary mattras enta skul

Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to
lead in prayer...
:
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
DAD- Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours,
the poor, etc
BOY- "Dear Lord" (he started)
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my
buscuit and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, please send
clothes to all those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry and provide shelter for
the homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work..
AMEN".....#hehe hehhehehe# Wahala dey o

Buike8: No b only matras na machete,hu tel una say u go carry matras go skul,its campus nt boardin ouse,anyway no b me and una go cary mattras enta skul

guy no p..u fit sleep 4 ground?

Buike8: No b only matras na machete,hu tel una say u go carry matras go skul,its campus nt boardin ouse,anyway no b me and una go cary mattras enta skul

no cary!.... ui floor get foam!... by d time u don stay skl 4 like 2 week yur name go turn "stiffler"

DEAR FRIEND I GOT THIS AND I WANT YOU TO READ IT TOO:
A pastor was traveling Last week, he saw an old man, and gave him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do you know what happened in Heaven last
night?. The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; Sir,
are you sleeping?. How did y
ou get the information about
Heaven?. The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels
picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of
His hands and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't be in vain. God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE.". Jesus then turned to the angels and told them to move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that "THE END
IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON". The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir, how did you know this?. The OLD MAN replied; i am one of the Angels sent to Nigeria. Please use every medium of communication to send this message. No time to waste, Please! And the old man disappeared. Brethren, this story is real, Christ
is coming Soon. Please REPENT. I beg of you. Please pass this
message round. Copy and paste it, share it, call, email and text it. PLS SAVE A SOUL TODAY. Have done my part, it's now your turn to spread the Gospel. No wealth
can be compared to life everlasting in Heaven.

food for thought!!!

UI to immortalize Late Prof. Kolawole Olu Owolabi. Clickk dis link 4 more info

http://www.ui.edu.ng/content/ui-immortalize-late-prof-olu-owolabi

ShehuAba: Nop, dnt av it o. Av chekd severaly bt it sims its nt yet onlyn.

ok naa...guy abeg...if you see am,make you let me know... ..

ShehuAba: How we go take holla u. Comp. Scientists ar increasn here. 4rm Israel,Wareh,U,nd mayb Me partialy. Anyhw sha jst drop any of ur 2go,fb,whatsapp,BBM id's nd ur guys wil holla @u.

it will really be fun and we can get to know one another so we can solve probs relating to our course..here is my fb username...AKINBAMI ZACHEUS..you can also holla me on my messenger...akinbamidayo@ymail.com...

When is UI resuming for new session?

Zezany is rite,bt u cant blame freshers 4 havin sec skul mentality

*walks in tummy filled* mehn one of d tinz ha wud miss bout home..ma mama's soup nd d meat esp..lol