@FLAWLESSHEYI..I'M SORY 4 NT REPLYING 2 U ON 2GO.AT TIMES IT'S because OF MANY FRIENS I HAVE AND AT TIMES I MAY BE DOING SOME OTHER THINGS..I'M SO SORY...THANKS

A Little Boy called Onyemaechi a primary 5 pupil was so much hated by his class teacher Mrs Ekweme. She does every thing within her power to disfavour Onyemaechi whenever opportunity presents itself. One day, foreign missionaries visited the school with lots of educationalmaterial and the need to share foreign text books to the pupils arised, the head teacher asked every class teacher to organise their pupils in a single line. Mrs Ekweme ensured she made Onyemaechi to stand as the last person in her class as she said to herself 'who knows if the gift might not be enough, so it won't get to his turn'. When Miss Jacob the missionary entered the class, she moved to the front but found out the pupils were so close to the blackboard, in order not to stain herself she seek for a space to stand and discovered there were more space for her to stand at the back, after arranging materials to be shared she said; class, about turn', at this point Onyemaechi automatically becamethe first pupil on the line and the first to receive from that class.
No man will frustrate you from what God prepares for you.
Any plan of the enemies to deny your blessing will never stand.
You shall always be the first and not the last.
The yoke of 'turn-by- turn' shall be broken for your good.
IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF GOD,
AMEN.

GUD MONING EVERYBODY...HOPE U GUYS CAN NAO BELIEVE DAT D LIST HAS BIN POSTPONED..THIS SHOWS THERE IS A NID OF MORE PRAYER..GOD HELP U ALL..AMEN

GUD MONING EVERYBODY...HOPE U GUYS CAN NAO BELIEVE DAT D LIST HAS BIN POSTPONED..THIS SHOWS THERE IS A NID OF MORE PRAYERS..GOD HELP U ALL..AMEN

our patient dog shall eat d fattest bone, we'll all wait fo d list..............gud a.m everyone

If u like release am January,My name must dey there sha

Happy sabbath day guys,,lets still be optimistic,all is well.....

Well,i gues dose who ar awaitn d list must be realli tensed up.. God z ur strenght..met sm pple who av bin wrytin jamb as far bak as 2008 yet dia name wasnt in d 1st list nd me a common baby dat tuk tins 4grantd having left sec sch ds yr saw my name..i jst bliv... God z nt asleep he knws wats best...jst wishd der was smtin i cud do to lift ur spirits.. Bt i m hopeful cos so far frm ur posts i dnt tnk der z any dumb psn on dis thread,,met gr8 ppl so far..smart asses..jst hold on evn tho u myt nt get d course u applied for..better late dan neva

It means so much waiting for the second list! Be of good courage,keep ur faith burning.Let not your heart be shakened. Whether the list is delayed or not,your name is surely there! Cheer up cos very soon u will have a new name...'great uite'. The Lord is your strength.

God wil grant us our hrt desires in Jesus name Amen

gud am guys hope u are all cool... as 4 d list it wld always com out so just chill....

Gud morning pals, lets chill wt dis litle story

There was a Boy ‘n a Girl,
They were best friends for years ‘n years,
They could Talk for hours on the Phone ‘n text each other for days,
When They were Together;
Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds,
everything was Great, But One Day;
The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day,
The Girl was worried that something was Wrong..
at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying,
‘n It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..?
The next Morning;
She woke Up from a Phone call.., Itwas the Boy..
Boy : Hey..,
Girl : Im so glad that you Called Me,What happened to you yesterday??
Boy : I was Busy
[ The GIRL Understood that;
Something was Wrong but could not Ask]
[silence]
Boy : You know..; We should Stop talking..!
Girl: What??.., But Why ??
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!
[He Disconnected the call, 'n She Felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her face]
Everything else Flashed in Her Mind,
Tears :’(
Cars running by Her..
Roof of some building..’n Sunset..
She couldn’t understand anything..
She started Feeling Lonely, Dejected, ‘n broken..:’(
That was the answer to everything! His words were pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..! “Why..??”
She Screamed at the Top of her Voice;
Then She made up Her Mind to make a last Try to get Him Back..!
[She called Him Up]
Girl: hi…
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know one thing before we stopped talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!
She tried but may be he doesn't really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first Place...
Tears were slowly running Worst
She left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
Phone Rang in the Boy’s Room,
It was the Girl’s Mum,
The girl was lying in the hospital, Got hit by a Car, :’(
The Boy rushed to the Hospital where She was.
She Opened Her Eyes with the Boy’s name..,
He took her Hand..
Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..! But;
I promise when U get better I’ll make It up to You..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don’t say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why didyou do it?
Boy told her that He had a Heart problem ‘n
he did not want her to be worried;
‘n there was a risk that he could have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I…..I…..I Love you..?
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..?
‘n After That her heart Stopped Beating…:O
She Died..! :’(
The Boy died 10 mins later from a Heart Attack..:’(
He could not live with the thoughtthat;
She died Because of Him.. :’(
-Moral:
If You Love Someone…;
Then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings…
because Love is The Reason to Live..!
Love is Beautiful..? !
though am not a love doctor...i jst read this piece and i thought i shld pass it to you all that are in love.....

ShehuAba: Gud morning pals, lets chill wt dis litle story

There was a Boy ‘n a Girl,
They were best friends for years ‘n years,
They could Talk for hours on the Phone ‘n text each other for days,
When They were Together;
Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds,
everything was Great, But One Day;
The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day,
The Girl was worried that something was Wrong..
at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying,
‘n It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..?
The next Morning;
She woke Up from a Phone call.., Itwas the Boy..
Boy : Hey..,
Girl : Im so glad that you Called Me,What happened to you yesterday??
Boy : I was Busy
[ The GIRL Understood that;
Something was Wrong but could not Ask]
[silence]
Boy : You know..; We should Stop talking..!
Girl: What??.., But Why ??
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!
[He Disconnected the call, 'n She Felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her face]
Everything else Flashed in Her Mind,
Tears :’(
Cars running by Her..
Roof of some building..’n Sunset..
She couldn’t understand anything..
She started Feeling Lonely, Dejected, ‘n broken..:’(
That was the answer to everything! His words were pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..! “Why..??”
She Screamed at the Top of her Voice;
Then She made up Her Mind to make a last Try to get Him Back..!
[She called Him Up]
Girl: hi…
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know one thing before we stopped talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!
She tried but may be he doesn't really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first Place...
Tears were slowly running Worst
She left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
Phone Rang in the Boy’s Room,
It was the Girl’s Mum,
The girl was lying in the hospital, Got hit by a Car, :’(
The Boy rushed to the Hospital where She was.
She Opened Her Eyes with the Boy’s name..,
He took her Hand..
Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..! But;
I promise when U get better I’ll make It up to You..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don’t say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why didyou do it?
Boy told her that He had a Heart problem ‘n
he did not want her to be worried;
‘n there was a risk that he could have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I…..I…..I Love you..?
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..?
‘n After That her heart Stopped Beating…:O
She Died..! :’(
The Boy died 10 mins later from a Heart Attack..:’(
He could not live with the thoughtthat;
She died Because of Him.. :’(
-Moral:
If You Love Someone…;
Then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings…
because Love is The Reason to Live..!
Love is Beautiful..? !
though am not a love doctor...i jst read this piece and i thought i shld pass it to you all that are in love.....

dis ones na oyibo luv oo...me? Die cos of luv? Hehehe...

ShehuAba: Gud morning pals, lets chill wt dis litle story

There was a Boy ‘n a Girl,
They were best friends for years ‘n years,
They could Talk for hours on the Phone ‘n text each other for days,
When They were Together;
Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds,
everything was Great, But One Day;
The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day,
The Girl was worried that something was Wrong..
at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying,
‘n It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..?
The next Morning;
She woke Up from a Phone call.., Itwas the Boy..
Boy : Hey..,
Girl : Im so glad that you Called Me,What happened to you yesterday??
Boy : I was Busy
[ The GIRL Understood that;
Something was Wrong but could not Ask]
[silence]
Boy : You know..; We should Stop talking..!
Girl: What??.., But Why ??
Boy: I am Sorry, Bye..!
[He Disconnected the call, 'n She Felt as If Somebody
had Slammed the door on Her face]
Everything else Flashed in Her Mind,
Tears :’(
Cars running by Her..
Roof of some building..’n Sunset..
She couldn’t understand anything..
She started Feeling Lonely, Dejected, ‘n broken..:’(
That was the answer to everything! His words were pouncing on her..
Her heart wanted to jump out!
He was the One..! “Why..??”
She Screamed at the Top of her Voice;
Then She made up Her Mind to make a last Try to get Him Back..!
[She called Him Up]
Girl: hi…
Boy: Why are you calling Me?
Girl: I need to tell you Something..
Boy: Go Ahead.
Girl: I Just Wanted You to know one thing before we stopped talking!
Boy: Tell me..!
Girl: Are you All right?
[She broke off..!
She tried but may be he doesn't really Care about Her,
She Thought!
She wasn't His friend in the first Place...
Tears were slowly running Worst
She left the House with a Note..!
[5 hours later]
Phone Rang in the Boy’s Room,
It was the Girl’s Mum,
The girl was lying in the hospital, Got hit by a Car, :’(
The Boy rushed to the Hospital where She was.
She Opened Her Eyes with the Boy’s name..,
He took her Hand..
Boy: Im so Sorry Its all my fault..! But;
I promise when U get better I’ll make It up to You..
Girl: I wont get Better..
Boy: No..! No Don’t say that..
Girl: just tell me one thing Why didyou do it?
Boy told her that He had a Heart problem ‘n
he did not want her to be worried;
‘n there was a risk that he could have Died..!
Boy: I did that because I…..I…..I Love you..?
Girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..?
‘n After That her heart Stopped Beating…:O
She Died..! :’(
The Boy died 10 mins later from a Heart Attack..:’(
He could not live with the thoughtthat;
She died Because of Him.. :’(
-Moral:
If You Love Someone…;
Then Don’t Hold Back Your Feelings…
because Love is The Reason to Live..!
Love is Beautiful..? !
though am not a love doctor...i jst read this piece and i thought i shld pass it to you all that are in love.....

ahahahhaahah,shehu u too funny o,dis 1 na indian film luv o...di cos of luv?funny

Abi..na fish brain dm get ooo..

DuBooVay: Abi..na fish brain dm get ooo..

fish get brain pass dem gan sef

Aftunun pals.....

A day well spent{sleepinq}

dis tread sef dey dull person.

buckyeliz: dis tread sef dey dull person.

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welcome bro,,,.Au ur side??

I miss d days when we went to school,lined up & D head mistress
& teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,Iced Coloured water tied in nylon
we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon,Edet lives in
Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money,when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to
use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our
favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white
tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d
water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then
national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm • D days
were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt smiling it
means u were nt born in my generation.

I miss d days when we went to school,lined up & D head mistress
& teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,Iced Coloured water tied in nylon
we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon,Edet lives in
Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money,when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe
game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to
use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our
favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white
tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d
water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then
national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm • D days
were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv has come no
more old fun
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt smiling it
means u were nt born in my generation.

Oboy o See dis Ghanaian wey sabi Nigeria pass Nigerians

It was the first day of the first semester and a new direct
entry student, Koffi, A
Ghanaian, joined the class
here in............University Nigeria.
The Lecturer said; let’s begin by reviewing some
Nigeria history.
The Lecturer asked; who said i shall return to die
in the land of my
fathers?.
The whole class was silent, She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Koffi, who had his
hand up.
Koffi replied; King Jaja of Opobo, 1875.
‘Very good!’..
said the lecturer.
She then asked again;
who said,
The land use act will feed the nation?.
This time, no response except from Koffi, he stood up and replied;
‘Obasanjo, 1976.’
The Lecturer snapped at
the class; class, you should
be ashamed of yourselves.
Koffi, who is new to our Country, knows more
about it’s history than you do, what a shame!.
The Lecturer immediately, heard a loud whisper; ‘Ghana must go’.
Who said that?. she demanded,
Koffi put his hand up,
‘Buhari 1984.’
At that point, a student at the back scornfully
said; ‘Hmmm, You think you are smart?.’
The Lecturer glared and
asked; ‘All right! Now,
who said that?.’
Koffi replied;
‘Babangida to Abiola,
1992.’
Now furious, another student
yelled; ‘Oh yeah! Eat this!’
Koffi jumped out of his chair, waved his hand and shouted at the Lecturer,
‘Indian mistress giving an
apple to Abacha, 1992′.
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said;
‘You little shit. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Koffi frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
‘Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!’
The Lecturer fainted. As the class gathered
around her on the floor, A female student said; ‘Oh shit,
we’re in Big trouble now!’
Koffi whispered;
‘Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007′.
A male student angrily said; ‘Don’t
answer him, he is a fool’.
Koffi smiled and
replied;
‘Obasanjo to IBB,
2011′…….
All the students took to their heels. Hehehe na wao i no fit shout. Morning y'all

Gud morning pals,how ur nite?hope we're all preparing 4 d list?let's kip on praying&hope 4 d best