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The Wise Rabbit by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jul 21, 2012
A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in d forest.
She asked both to stop and said
"I will grant u both 3 wishes."
Lion- all d lion in dis forest, except me, be
female.
Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.
Lion thot- stupid rabbit,wasting his wish.
2nd wish lion- i wish all d lion in next forest be
female.
Rabbit asked 4 a bike. Lion shocked again.
3rd wish lion-all d lion in world be female except
me.
The rabbit grinned, vroomed on his bike n
shouted his 3rd wish,
.
.
.
"Make this lion Gay." =D =))
Re: The Wise Rabbit by toygod2: 11:35pm On Jul 21, 2012
4/10
Re: The Wise Rabbit by dicksonmc: 11:45pm On Jul 21, 2012
nice one man. datz really funny

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