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Re: Made In Nigeria English by killuminati(m): 2:14pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Danka7777:lmao |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Yorisb: 2:14pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Bros I hail oo, Na fine boy I go chop? I don b[i]a[/i]ng am tey tey, ![]() The guy get COOL RIDE, ![]() Wetin 'consign' u for this matter. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
HAUSA ENGLISH 1. GREETING IS FOR YOU = I AM GREETING YOU. 2. I AM NOT UR MATE= ME AND ME I NO BE MATE. 3. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH U= I NO GO BETTER FOR ME, MY FAFA I GO DIE, ALL MY PAMILY DEY CRAZING. MY BOSS IS NOT ARROUND= MY OGA I NO DEY. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by megareal: 2:16pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
![]() ![]() ![]() It is a wa. Meaning Na wa o. I want to wash my mouth. Please chop and remain for me. Abeg, you get am for change? Food dey hungry me. I no too understand. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by killuminati(m): 2:18pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Alarm dey blow me = I am very hungry. Comot for road for ram = get out the way for him. Na which one you dey? = what is wrong with you? I got more....... 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by basher(m): 2:19pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
When you reach the junction, put DOUBLE TRAFFICACTOR because we are going straight. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by basher(m): 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
The iju (issue) is ... |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by killuminati(m): 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
oluface: HAUSA ENGLISHabeg ooo! Make ya fafa no DIE ooo. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by S2kluv: 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Do u know d worsted thing. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by norrisman: 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
on the light off the fan 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by killuminati(m): 2:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
basher: When you reach the junction, put DOUBLE TRAFFICACTOR because we are going straight.wow ![]() |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Mummy how many salt did u put in the soup? Oh! Headache is catching me and my belle is turning me. So is u dat took it abi? Daddy nepa haf took the light away! Lol! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by saintchris: 2:24pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Put d food on the stood I know it offhead Carry your head,you are blocking me Why u dey peep me? Truth, am not the one Do me I do you I be your mate? Allow me to drink water and drop cup |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
killuminati: abeg ooo! Make ya fafa no DIE ooo. No my fafa i don yamutu tay tay . Am sorry oga. I am bery stufid |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by vicoloni(m): 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Mummy what are we going to use to eat the rice? 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by omoijoba(m): 2:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Stop killing noise... Enter your shoe and follow me...lol |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by daroz(m): 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I don finish to chop the food finish, still yet my belle never still belleful me, why because better hunger just dey fire me. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by NaMe4: 2:31pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
This is belgium, not second hand! Is it yankee or Jand he went to? You can enter okada and go there. She climbed one taxi going to the airport, on her way to climb a plane going to UK! |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by dayounce: 2:33pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
My body is shaking, Shift to the extreme end Turn n face corner |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by daroz(m): 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Wetin u dey talk? I pray o |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by JW214: 2:36pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
During the 2012 fuel subsidy saga, the word CABALOCRAZY was derived |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Mrchippychappy(m): 2:41pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Good guy in a movie = ACTOR Bad guy in a movie = BOZE. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by OLUENTA1: 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Na dem dem |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by dvdami(m): 2:47pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I remember asking one of my students (whom I saw pressing his phone) in Sunday School ds morng ds question. "Are u BIBLING or browsing?" |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by oge4real(f): 2:48pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
All of una no well |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
1+1 is EQUALS to 2; the pastor has CASTED out the demon; MOROVE from there jor,u are blocking me! 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by oluwapomile(m): 2:52pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Shia,my junior brother don kobalize me o. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Kelv4mi(m): 2:53pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
#1. Hmm kai walahi i go do u strong tin. #2. ehh if hear...mak i no watin cause am. #3.come come come....u dey mad abi dey format ur brain. #4.Na wa 4 una o. #5.on ur own "oyo". #6.Nepa don carry light o. #7.Any how any how all join. #8.Me with u go fellow. #9.Una well done o |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Abbey2sam(m): 2:54pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
how did this made the front page?....pls move it to somewhere else |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
If she CAME back,tell her that I've GO. |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Whymee: 2:57pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
bros Yawa don gas ooo That guy, wey dey follow pupsy dey quarrel, The guy don Bluetooth pupsy ooo, From the left and the right now, no network coverage ooo, We don rush am go hospital, they talk say make you send pepper, na I'm make I dey call you so If you no quick come Papa go delete ooo |
Re: Made In Nigeria English by gator666: 2:58pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
It is not a Bill Board. It is a Billboard. It is not a Main Board (or Mother Board). It is a Mainboard (Or Motherboard). It is not a Run Way. It is a Runway. It is not a Drive Way. It is A Driveway. It is not a Bull Sh**, it is a Bullsh**. etc etc etc. |
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