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| Re: Made In Nigeria English by francis247(m): 2:59pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
stagger: My friend, REVISE THIS MOTO (police to a driver whose vehicle was causing traffic obstruction ). |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by francis247(m): 2:59pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
stagger: My friend, REVISE THIS MOTO (police to a driver whose vehicle was causing traffic obstruction ).LMAO! |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:03pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Reyginus: Have you BAFFED? Baffed as in past tense? ƪ☺◦☺°☺ƪzzzzz hahaha  |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by airfinance(m): 3:09pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I wan go shit |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:09pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Oga Emekus D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sell restaurant ( Emekus operates ∂ retaurantt) ƪ☺◦☺°☺ƪzzzzz  |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by airfinance(m): 3:10pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I don belle full |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by LesbianBoy(m): 3:15pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
My eye is TURNING me Oriyomi doesnt KNOW BOOK i SENIOR you 10 times! Mercy johnson has nice SHAPE After them isiebuka we are ENTERING SET To be honest the goal was HIGH GOAL  Johnbull like doing BIGMAN too much The babe's BAKASSI is big Umukorodafe has LONGER THROAT jor! Apkos LONGEST TIME na YOUR EYE be this? Polycarp you are FINDING MY TROUBLE Scolastica HOW FAR? 2 Likes |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by francis247(m): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Most of the examples portrayed here as "made in Nigeria English" are not. Phrases such as go slow, carry go, already ready, lagging behind, small small, well well, you too set, etc. are examples of Nigerian English. It can no longer be classified as Nigerian English once there is an infusion of PIDGIN or NON-ENGLISH WORD whatsoever. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Acidosis(m): 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
please dont chance me Iyam (I am) a politician. follow follow. which road did you pass? follow that road bye bye 1 Like |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:19pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
basher: When you reach the junction, put DOUBLE TRAFFICACTOR because we are going straight. ƪ☺◦☺°☺ƪzzzzz seriously τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇i§̤̥̈̊ part has drawn ♍♈ attention. Do Ɣ☺Ʊ know that most people believe that when Ɣ☺Ʊ are approaching ∂ cross road Ɣ☺Ʊ switch on ♈☺uЯ hazard light( double trafigator)? Only God knows where they got that idea  |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by ObaMa9ja1: 3:20pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Carry go joor |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Rahmatuparker: 3:25pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
[quote author=iluvnaija]MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *ABEG DRESS BACK. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. Oya add your own ...[/quote *Pikin wen say e mama no go slip ei sef no go slip. *Abeg, allow me make i drink water kip cup. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
daroz: I don finish to chop the food finish, still yet my belle never still belleful me, why because better hunger just dey fire me. Brossss ♈☺uЯs is STRONG! Heavy tautology |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by juman(m): 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Who don't know go know. Old cargo. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:36pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
tellwisdom: The food belleful me Most guys using τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ word "shey" are from Lagos. They said it is Lagos English  Shebi(I hope or is it true that) Chelsea Won yesterday?  ƪ☺◦☺°☺ƪzzzzz Even Educated people use it |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by handmaid: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
@danka 7777: its actually vulcanis(z)er So nah "Voga-Naiza" they dey call am? All this while I dey call am "Fucker Nicer" |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by JideTheBlogger(m): 3:41pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Arsenal will win the PENARITY shoot out |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:42pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
[/b] bengunsman: A u boy, bring washing hand water, I wan chop. [b] Τ̲̣̣̥н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇i§̤̥̈̊ O̶̲̥̅̊nE̶̲̥̅̊ is hot |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by jude33084(m): 3:45pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Blue diamond: Abeg comot for my[b] domot[/b] What's that? |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Effiko(m): 3:48pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
omo u HEAR dat mess !! |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by kacheezy: 3:53pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Them swear for you? |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by sunboy(m): 4:08pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I want to go and CUT my hair My bear bear is too long That boy KNOW book too much, he must be an Efiko |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Spirit96(m): 4:08pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
@ OP. WETIN DEY WORI U? U SHOP WINCH? WHISH KIND APROKO DEY WORI U? U TALK D LANGUAGE WEY I NO HEAR U? WHISH ONE U COME DEY RIDICULE OUR BLESSED LANGUAGE? QUENSH DIS FIRE FRM UR MOUTH. IF U DEY KOLO I NO DEY O. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by killuminati(m): 4:09pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
LesbianBoy: My eye is TURNING meScolastica? I dey my brother |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Caseless: 4:12pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I wan go bab my head. If i hear!. E bafu me o. I wan enta machine go dere. Him gv d gal bele. I sofa no b smal. I don taya. Com sidon. Helep me. U go answer chorus 4 me. I luv dat gal die. Tunda faya u. My granpapa yonga sista pikin. I gbadu am wewel. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Chylo(m): 4:15pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
I dey FEEL you JOOR. Oya come CHOP. You no well. Wetin dey worry you? See as im eye dey CHOOK SHINE your eyes... |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by vivaciousvivi(f): 4:18pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Me thinks I have seen all this u posted somewhere before. Oh yes, d exact same texts have made their way round bbm months ago! Copy copy! |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by basher(m): 4:22pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
** customer come follow me buy market ** dat babe just chewing-gum the guy. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Caseless: 4:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Na here u 4 de? ALLAH DEY! i talk d story take gv am. They tot us. I go catch faya o. Me n u no b mate. I take God beg u. Ur fada! It has tayd. M a badi shapu guy. Tanda gidigba. She get bodi nyafu-nyafu. I go marry am. Trouble de sleep nyanga go wake am. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by medman: 4:23pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Don't open the door down. Let us go upstep. |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by Slimgrace(f): 4:24pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
comot mak i see road i shld come? i am drinkin orange mummy buy us oyoyo |
| Re: Made In Nigeria English by chucky234(m): 4:30pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Danka7777:Guy you no well ooo |
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