[quote author=DAIL post=98475057]I went to faan secondary school, the school was close to the airport, my offense was loving the airport more than my class if you understand what I mean, sneaking out of school to airport took me to the forbidden office more than once other things also took me there I was a




Lol

Use the left over part of her that is not ritualize to bet in any premiership match on Saturday. Use betking not bet9ja

He will soon kill u

This is a very cheap propaganda cuz I av work in Akwa Ibom for years before I was transferred to Abia. My nature of job took me to almost all d Local govt in Akwa state. So Mr poster, it is either u r paid or u av a spiritual problem

God forbid! Imo no fine at all, with their bad n dusty road starting from Owerri, Orlu, Okigwe etc

And criminals make away with almost 20million naira, 10 cars stolen, 68 car batteries removed, 800 phones snatched and 2 people kidnapped. Why is d commissioner not including all mentioned above in his lies with their bad security arrangement

Check the table Agama FC are on 6th position abi?
Oya go & recheck you'll clearly see that by next tomorrow they'll be on 8th automatically without touching the ball�.
By Feb they'll be on 12th & out of UCL.
By May ending they'll be fighting with Shielfied & co in relegation battle.

I av use my LG plasma TV for 7yrs now

Why r they even looking for d boat? Are they expecting another flood ?

Where is d shape?

I av never seen Aba so quiet as today since I was transferred here. Even d touts were indoor

Aba is almost worst than Lagos if u live in Faulks Rd. Self cont is like paying for a whole flat with their dirty n smelling environment

And Mercy finally become #60 million richer

What u should know is dat some so called suicide r orchestrated by murderers who want to hide their deeds

Even the man who taught u how to read and write must be regreting now

Abeg! Who send am?

I keep wondering what the fate of Nigeria would be if we allow clueless leaders again. Like Ken Henshaw said, simply put, if Buhari Comes to our private firms to apply as CEO, would we consider him? So I'm asking, why consider him for 2019.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS :

Kadaria: What are your thoughts on restructuring with regards to education?

Buhari: I’m expecting the press to investigate the corruption in the local government.

Kadaria: Why should the Nigerian people vote for you again?

Buhari : I’ve said before that if my party nominates me, I will contest.

Kadaria: The soldiers are protesting poor treatment and are ill equipped. What are your thoughts?

Buhari : I get situation report from the military. The military should investigate the demonstrations because they are not supposed to demonstrate.

Kadaria: BH targeting the military and killing soldiers. Are you worried about that?

Buhari: They choose the time to attack. We have resource limitations. BH get help from external forces.

Kadaria: What’s the solution to the conflict between farmers and herdsmen?

Buhari: we studied grazing routes from the 1st republic. Benue Governor shouldn’t ban grazing but provide routes for grazing.

Me: vote wisely..............

First bank insurance scheme is useless and its also a scam used in stealing innocent Nigerian Money. I am a victim, my #2,500, 000 still with those criminals. Keep telling me "We will sort it out"

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Dat of Nsima winning as a governor in Akwa Ibom state is impossible yet i can't bet my kobo on Udom

THE AGONY OF AN OVER RIPE BACHELORS/SPINSTERS

This piece is dedicated to all overripe bachelors and spinsters like me out there. Although I know some persons might be judgemental about this.

As it came to heart to post this write up for public consumption, two other titles came to my mind such as ' PREDICAMENT OF A BACHELOR/SPINSTER OR THE UNTOLD STORY. You are free to choose yours.

Back To the actual gist of the day.
Has it ever happened to u that u come back from a hectic day so tired and hungry that u enter the kitchen, put on the fire and place ur pot to either heat up any food already prepared and stored in the refrigerator or quickly prepare something simple to eat and u simply SLEPT OR DOSED OFF?
U wake up as a result of the choking smell of the burnt food or by neighbours who starts shouting due to smoke that must have covered the whole building. As they begin to ask if u want to burn down the house? Most times u can't rescue anything from the pot to eat. I remember once even periwinkles in my soup were burnt to ashes.Lol

It is not a nice experience anyone should have. But I strongly believe many persons who lived alone as singles must have passed through this. It is always bitter
Another big question everyone including myself is asking is
WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?
It could be U, U or U
I'm tired of the suspense too
#suspensecontinues
A man recently told me ' It is very good to marry early so that by the time your children finish the university, u are still young that u can go for early morning jogging with your children or play football with them.

All overripe bachelors like me #MARRIAGE should be ur first new year resolution in 2019#

Dominion - Winners Chapel

ollah1:
Who cares mehn. They zapped my 100 bucks without switching my tarrif plan to true talk +. I sit down dey look them for 48 hrs. I borrowed double the stolen money from them without paying and ported to 9ja for life.

#TeamGreen
#TeamLowCallRatetoallNetworks

. Guy na God go see u, u don make me laugh till my colleagues de luk me lik craze person, lwkmh

luking at oba's eye directly or pointing at his picture is prohibited

brize:
I dont think he went to school at all, always using poor English

u who use gud English, how is ur miserable life?

op, u really dnt av a job, were u a photo journalist in ur first life?

saaedlee:
So sad, hope no lives was lost?
RIP to them if any, but the rate @ which accidents happen these days makes me wonder! Thts how my toothpaste fell off my toothbrush this morning

If ur mumu get part two, make I know why

RobinHez:
dem no plenty sef... unlike uncle Jona own.

BTW, abeg make una help me warn Obama o, e don dey flash me since yesterday say make i send am card...

Boring nt funny

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

Learning gives creativity, Creativity leads to thinking, Thinking provides knowledge, Knowledge makes you great. God bless ur hustle

Who posted dis poo? Cus the chairman is the vice president

I rather be gal than Fu*k dis man.