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Sexy stats wen d boobs are small n flat..abeg ooo |
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Nigeria will beat Ethiopia 4-0 next match ![]() |
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Wen it was late u come comot musa VERY BAD TECHNICAL CREW 1 Like |
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Shee e don happen I dey watch |
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I dey talk comot musa now until e go happen |
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Comot musa now me I don talk am |
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Take banana till u go yooo ![]() |
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DSTV again |
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Which channel ooo DSTV don Provoke ooo |
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Dey want 2tell us wetin we dey hear b4...2baba dey here...no be small tin ooo...just singing ;DNid uchu |
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Well what is happening in Sudan n what happened in Liberia is what exactly what is going to happen if what said is neglected. |
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These is just the truth if you like believe it or not...As a person in the system,Nigerian troops lacks training and kits even decipline to fight in a sand dunes landlocked country like mali. Nigerian troops needs brand new training,kits and new decipline to succeed in Mali.Ka Chineke mezie Okwu |
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Hhahahahaahahaha...jokers...we learning little by little |
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Mike e don finish...I go invite u come my castle mansion dis year |
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Mancini got wot he once did |
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@Lipkid na God go punish ur mouth for saying that nonsense about Anambra n Abia state...Monkey |
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I can just do a photoshop of dat...soo easy |
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CHIBUZOR EZE a thief is always a thief LIKE YOU.YOU are a Heartless human being |
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Abeg Abeg ooo I wan sale my properties n wait patiently ni |
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Wen I hear dis man call GEJ speak I feel like stabbing him...cos he should be ashamed of his self...NONSENSE |
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Mr Akpors d Lecturer Gives his students Answers for Stupid Questions : Q1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping ?" Ans : no, I’m picking beans. Q2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ? Ans : I want to wash them for you Q3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath ?'' Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl Q4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up ?'' Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! Q5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers ?'' Ans : no baby, they're carrots! Q6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here ?'' Ans : I’m here to pay my school fees! Q7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping ?'' Ans : No! I'm practicing to die. Q8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you : ''Plz can I get you a table ?'' Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the floor. 1 Like |
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Negligence Negligence may be due to financial back drop,his leg was amputeted and now he is dead...RIP great actor |
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I just Decovered that my BACK TIRE they pursue My FRONT TIRE when d car dey MOVE 3 Likes |
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The KILLER |
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Jezz ok...single n searching,good minded ladies only..20E1AF40 |
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Sexy...hot..sweet romantic guy..20E1AF40 |
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Sex:male Location:calabar Bb pin:20E1AF40 |
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