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Celebrities / Re: Sweet Pictures Of Omotola Jalade Ekehinde by achovirux(m): 1:42am On Jan 27, 2013
Sexy stats wen d boobs are small n flat..abeg ooo
Sports / Re: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by achovirux(m): 9:55pm On Jan 25, 2013
Nigeria will beat Ethiopia 4-0 next match grin
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2013
Wen it was late u come comot musa VERY BAD TECHNICAL CREW

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:42pm On Jan 25, 2013
Shee e don happen I dey watch
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:38pm On Jan 25, 2013
I dey talk comot musa now until e go happen
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:26pm On Jan 25, 2013
Comot musa now me I don talk am
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2013
Take banana till u go yooo grin
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 5:03pm On Jan 25, 2013
DSTV again
Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by achovirux(m): 4:43pm On Jan 25, 2013
Which channel ooo DSTV don Provoke ooo
Sports / Re: TB Joshua Warned Keshi Over Last-Minute Goal by achovirux(m): 2:56pm On Jan 23, 2013
Dey want 2tell us wetin we dey hear b4...2baba dey here...no be small tin ooo...just singing ;DNid uchu
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Ill-equipped For War In Mali! by achovirux(m): 12:57pm On Jan 21, 2013
Well what is happening in Sudan n what happened in Liberia is what exactly what is going to happen if what said is neglected.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Ill-equipped For War In Mali! by achovirux(m): 12:55pm On Jan 21, 2013
These is just the truth if you like believe it or not...As a person in the system,Nigerian troops lacks training and kits even decipline to fight in a sand dunes landlocked country like mali.
Nigerian troops needs brand new training,kits and new decipline to succeed in Mali.Ka Chineke mezie Okwu
Politics / Re: Biafra Group Sues FG Over Abandoned Property And Others by achovirux(m): 8:49pm On Jan 10, 2013
Hhahahahaahahaha...jokers...we learning little by little
Business / Re: Pictures From Mike Adenuga`s Billion Naira Banana Island Estate by achovirux(m): 7:18pm On Jan 04, 2013
Mike e don finish...I go invite u come my castle mansion dis year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Balotelli And Mancini In Training Ground Fight by achovirux(m): 10:01pm On Jan 03, 2013
Mancini got wot he once did
Celebrities / Re: Akon Settles Fight In Calabar. by achovirux(m): 1:56pm On Dec 31, 2012
@Lipkid na God go punish ur mouth for saying that nonsense about Anambra n Abia state...Monkey
Events / Re: Ghost Of Grandfather Appears At Granddaughter's Christening Ceremony (PHOTOS) by achovirux(m): 8:03am On Dec 27, 2012
I can just do a photoshop of dat...soo easy
Business / Re: SCAM ALERT!!!Chibuzor Eze IS A SCAM!!! www.biz4naija.info his site. by achovirux(m): 3:08pm On Dec 23, 2012
CHIBUZOR EZE a thief is always a thief LIKE YOU.YOU are a Heartless human being
Religion / Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by achovirux(m): 6:47pm On Dec 10, 2012
Abeg Abeg ooo I wan sale my properties n wait patiently ni
Politics / Re: Jonathan To Nigerians: Dont Lose Faith In Nigeria by achovirux(m): 3:28pm On Dec 10, 2012
Wen
I hear dis man call GEJ speak I feel like stabbing him...cos he should be ashamed of his self...NONSENSE
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr Akpors The Lecturer by achovirux(m): 11:12pm On Nov 17, 2012
shocked grin
Jokes Etc / Mr Akpors The Lecturer by achovirux(m): 10:45pm On Nov 17, 2012
Mr Akpors d Lecturer Gives his students Answers for Stupid Questions :
Q1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you
"are you sleeping ?"
Ans : no, I’m picking beans.
Q2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do ?
Ans : I want to wash them for you
Q3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath ?''
Ans : no, I fell into the toilet bowl
Q4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office, yet they ask;
''going up ?''
Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and
get me!
Q5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers ?''
Ans : no baby, they're carrots!
Q6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a
friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing
here ?''
Ans : I’m here to pay my school fees!
Q7. When people see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''
Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.
Q8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you :
''Plz can I get you
a table ?''
Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the floor.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor Pete Eneh Is Dead by achovirux(m): 9:20pm On Nov 15, 2012
Negligence Negligence may be due to financial back drop,his leg was amputeted and now he is dead...RIP great actor
Car Talk / Re: Hidden Features You Didn't Know Your Car Had? by achovirux(m): 1:28pm On Nov 13, 2012
I just Decovered that my BACK TIRE they pursue My FRONT TIRE when d car dey MOVE

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Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun; Name Your Penis After A Movie by achovirux(m): 11:37am On Nov 11, 2012
The KILLER
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by achovirux(m): 5:07am On Jun 24, 2012
Jezz ok...single n searching,good minded ladies only..20E1AF40
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by achovirux(m): 12:33am On May 25, 2012
Sexy...hot..sweet romantic guy..20E1AF40
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Bbm Pin Exchange by achovirux(m): 7:01pm On Apr 30, 2012
Sex:male
Location:calabar
Bb pin:20E1AF40

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